oops 'chicken pocks' ^^

what is this face lol it looks like someone got the chick pocks in 2 sec... lol

But... but... i was going to have some fun talking to him...

Hey!!! MIKE!!! what's goin on :D I'm married now! did you see my sucess story?! :D

Hello.. someone deleted my topic and now i'm confused.. lost.. like a little puppy...

What happened to my topic? do people just delete topics for no reason?

Thanks Nerves.. Bad hasnt mailed me.. that bastard lol.. he forgot about me :(

NERVESSSSSSSSSSSSS

what have you been up to?

And Hello again Catchme :)

yeah, that's pretty disgusting.. no self respect right there

Wow, I've been looking at alot of these profiles and it just amazes me how people dress in their pictures and show off their fakes bodies to strangers all around the country.... :-| i don't know what to say to people like that except..

WHERE ARE YOUR MORALS?!

PURPLECAT!! long time no see

I'm doing great :D

:D thanks LAMom and Hello Ms Teddy, i think i have seen you around.. i haven't been on for about 7 months though lol.. been busy

Wow, it's been about forever since i have been on here.. i don't feel like reading all the topics from the past year or so. How about the short story? ;)

Oops, didn't know i was on his account lol ^^^ that was me ;)

Hey Benzy

Barney, are you a lawyer? have you asked these questions before? is that
why you're getting all defensive? it is funny.. why couldnt you just
laugh instead of saying all that crap..if someone is going to ask a dumb
question then they get laughed at.. that's how it works

Hello Michellelove, nothin much goin on with me.. How have you been?

yes, firehd, i know how to spell i was in a hurry..

hello fanta, i've been busy.. i jump in every once in a while.. how have
you been?

Questions asked of witnesses during trials in the US
"Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
"The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
"Were you alone, or by yourself?"
"Were you present when your picture was taken?"
"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
"Did he kill you?"
"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
"How many times have you committed suicide?"

Q: "So the date of conception(of the baby), was Aug.8?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"

Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"

Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
A "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
A: "I went to Europe, sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"

Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by who's death was it terminated?"

Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male, or a female?"

Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?"
A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work.".

Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."

Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?"
A: "Oral."

Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
A: "No, you dummy, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy."

Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?"
A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."

Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
A: "I have been since early childhood."

The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a
farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas
insurance agent.

Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you
had never felt better in your life?" Attorney: "Well, then, how is it
that you are now
claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your
wagon?"

"Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had
a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was
all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought
under the circumstances, it was a
wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life."

An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come
back with normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything
looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you
at peace with God?"


Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the
night to go to the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on.
When I'm done, POOF! the light goes off. "
"WOW, That's incredible!" the doctor says.


A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife. "Ethel,"
he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in
awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
during the night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom and
when he's done POOF! the light goes off?"


"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "he's peeing in the refrigerator
again!"

Hello Catch! Well, that's good cause I just barged in here hehe

355 pages of bar talk? hell no i ain't readin all that lol.. how's
everyone doin?