hell yeah i'm watchin the game this sunday!

hello

lol shadow

lol.. i guess i'm just not in the mood to bash on people right now

sorry shadow.. went away.. hello

pretty good.. is everyone sleeping?

Hello hehe .. Yeah I'm still alive.. Just don't get on much anymore..
Dunno why, maybe it's the dumbasses on here lol

Anyways, how is everyone doing?

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor
replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a
glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I
take a sip."

So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of
the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a
storm. Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note
on his door:

Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

There are 10 commandments, not 12.

There are 12 disciples, not 10.

Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to
as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.

David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him.

When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey,
don't say he was stoned off his ass.

We do not refer to the cross as the big T!

When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said,
"Take this and eat it, for it is my body," he did not say, "Eat me."

The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the "Mary with the cherry."

The recommended grace before a meal is not:
"Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God."

Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St Peter's,
not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

hehehe.. he's awesome isn't he :D

lmao CCP

you guys are great :">

Yes Terry this is my man :D

Thanks CCP lol.. what's in the box?

wtf Ontario? Can you not understand poetry or something..

Don't mind him.. I love it David :-* Thank You

This one is going in my colletion ;) with the others hehe xoxo

Michael? A reply? from who? i don't know what you're talkin about.. fill
me in please lol

*wonders who can make those wishes come true*

Thank you David :)

I will do my best to make them all come true ;)

*tear* I love it! thanks babe :)

man, it was friggin crazy.. had me on my toes lol.. it was tied in the
4th quarter.. 11 sec to go and we had the ball.. and we kicked a 50 some
odd yd feild goal for 3

Good morning Iam.. I guess i should try to go back to sleep.. just
wanted to say hi to everyone so..

Hello :) .. Good morning and Goodnight ;)

YEEEEEHHHAAAAWWWWWW!!! WOOOOOOO... DID YOU SEE THAT GAME? 5 TURNOVERS?!
LMAO.. THAT WAS AWESOME.. YOU ROCK SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Blushes* Thanks Babe.. I Love You :-*

it's a fire ball right?