An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come
back with normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything
looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you
at peace with God?"


Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the
night to go to the bathroom, POOF! the light goes on.
When I'm done, POOF! the light goes off. "
"WOW, That's incredible!" the doctor says.


A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife. "Ethel,"
he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you as I am in
awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
during the night and POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom and
when he's done POOF! the light goes off?"


"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "he's peeing in the refrigerator
again!"

thats great!

ROFLMAO!!!