Questions asked of witnesses during trials in the US
"Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
"The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
"Were you alone, or by yourself?"
"Were you present when your picture was taken?"
"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
"Did he kill you?"
"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
"How many times have you committed suicide?"

Q: "So the date of conception(of the baby), was Aug.8?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"

Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"

Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
A "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
A: "I went to Europe, sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"

Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by who's death was it terminated?"

Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male, or a female?"

Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?"
A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work.".

Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."

Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?"
A: "Oral."

Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
A: "No, you dummy, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy."

Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?"
A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."

Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
A: "I have been since early childhood."

The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a
farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas
insurance agent.

Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you
had never felt better in your life?" Attorney: "Well, then, how is it
that you are now
claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your
wagon?"

"Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had
a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was
all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought
under the circumstances, it was a
wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life."

its proof - not proff

Grrrrrrrrrrr!Off with his stupid head.That will teach him to insult the
citizens of my beloved country.(lmao)

Thats funny Snacky. Where have you been hiding?
And are you here now? LOL

Funny stuff here LMAO

yes, firehd, i know how to spell i was in a hurry..

hello fanta, i've been busy.. i jump in every once in a while.. how have
you been?

LMAO Too funny.

stupid's everywhere

Hey Snacky,

Miss Ya. Of course it's is you at your best LMAO as usual.
Take care of your self

Incidentally, funny side apart, these are legal questions quite commonly
asked to gauge not only the honesty, presence of mind of the person
being question.... In all likelihood, most of these questions obtain/
get an answer... most of them which gives a vital clue as well...


So let's not get down to the criticism.... beacuse it spells trouble for
people who commented....

toodles

im soooo happpy
lol

whats up snacky girl

Hey Benzy

Barney, are you a lawyer? have you asked these questions before? is that
why you're getting all defensive? it is funny.. why couldnt you just
laugh instead of saying all that crap..if someone is going to ask a dumb
question then they get laughed at.. that's how it works

Hello Michellelove, nothin much goin on with me.. How have you been?

Good stuff snacky, Barney,lighten up...

Although most of us would not like to get or be present in a court....
these questions are actually good

Infact they generate tremendous amount of humor in the courtroom... and
lightens up the entire session... makes it easier to arrive at a
solution fast..

Yeah....sorry dane... must start watching more movies... they give a
better insight into these questions..... sorry dude...

Snacky.......

What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian ?
One's a "snack" cracker,the other's a crack "snacker"...

Sorry couldn't help it.....