MSCHW...
u r a hunka burning love dude.
take your shirt off when u walk ur dog in the park. sit on a bench and sun yurself.
ur princess will show up PDQ.

okay for u older birds, and younger ones 2.
someone wrote a report, and we need to exercise about l hour a day. inspite of everything.

yup. keep walking around at night and looking at those stars till u r at least 20 years old. have 2 year engagement.

haven't cha figured out that is what they want....money or boobs.nothing inbetween...well maybe the map of texas..hahahaha

ha...froma 60 year old virgin.....

listen dude with parrot, i don't need virginal advice from the pope.
i would stuff him, and put him on my fireplace before i took his words on sex. so there. he doesn't know what he is doing either.

scammers? what r they/ BTW I have about 32 pages of scamming on my account. What to do with it. Can I zip it to the federal goverment without getting fined?

poor big pig. what happened 2 it?

ya i have a fat asp. in fact going to post on the subject later.

im tellin ya pigs have more fun than peacocks.

erth sprit...couldja take that stinking cigar out of ur mouth? cannot understand ja.
snuff pasta? well maybe in my next life.

waterloo how r u?
dysfunctional 2 the core this guy.

pigs r very clever animals. let me tell you the story of pigs that lived in my backyard in cali.
one night it was late, and i lived in a little town of Huson, right outside of Modesto. i worked for 4-h, but knew squat about pigs.
these were large durocs, the size of elephants. their favorite thing 2 do was escape from their pens, and wallow in the mud.
it must have been very late, for i came home trotted up my steps which were very metallic in sound, and scared the bejesus out of 2 large girls that were buried deep in dark mud so i could not see them.
i hit the step and that is when the squeeling began. they came out of their mud fast oinking but no boinking. they were sleeping and i skeered them good.
but they got me good as one came up the stairs after me. i was young and could take 3 steps at a time w/no problemo. not true now, but then yes.
this one pig had it in for me. u c, previous to that, i stole one of her babies, and up the truck she ran, right behind me full boar. get that "full boar". that is how u load a pig in a truck. BTW, and then, once u c her eyes gleam on the tailgate u jump over the side, cause she is going to eat u. well this momma pig on the stairs that night remembered our previous encounter and she was still mad.
she missed me by the hair on my chinny chin chin monkey butt.

ima pig with peacock tail/????

no IM4U...he is looking for an old granny so leave him bee. here i am waiting sonny, and WELCOME.

okay so start a forum for those divorced, separated, ready to date internet, or in person. me, am not the person to answer this one.

okay...

i have news for all of ya. just about the time u think u grounded, u take off.

flies with beer. why sure rara. ah so u drink flies in ur draft or what.

well jess if i remember correctly, u have a pretty skinny one.

what makes me hot is that this old grannie won't give out her cell phone number......so i am hottie with no action.