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Thu 10/30/08 09:07 PM

Just walk away.


Oh, I plan to...sad thing is, I loose what I thought was a nice friendohwell

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Thu 10/30/08 09:06 PM

haha she couldnt get laid by her own husband unless he was talking to you getting horny off your every day life.


:angel:
Never thought about it that way!

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Thu 10/30/08 09:05 PM

this can happen anywhere....For example, you meet a guy at a club etc and you don't know the real deal either.


I don't go out at all!
I am a single mom of two boys and a widow.
I just don't think I am ready for the "real dating world" - NOT with crap like this!

I guess that's why I am here...trying to catch up on all conversation that I have missed over the past 7 yearsohwell

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Thu 10/30/08 09:03 PM

i was called a man whore that would do anything with a vagina,and i asked her "your point is?".......so then i call my best friend and i told him what happened,he was like"dude",i responded with "yeah,dude,i ain't lyin",then he goes "dude , could you repeat that i'm really stoned" so i repeated it and he goes"wow,talk to you later dude":smile:


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Thu 10/30/08 09:01 PM

your beautiful , find some one sane.flowerforyou


Thank youflowerforyou

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Thu 10/30/08 09:01 PM


If you have an "EX", keep the B!tch on a leash with her muzzle on!



I have this aquaintance on Mingle. This young man an I exchange emails, ask how each others days are going...we talk over the phone about family issues, blah, blah, blah...

He is the screwed up part:
His "ex wife" (according to him) contacted me via TEXT messaging today. She called me a "Fat whore" and told me to leave her husband alone...surprised
I wasn't offended being called a whore (because I am far from it) However, I was hurt being called fat- 'cause I amgrumble laugh
I text messaged her back and said
"Aren't you the whore? Weren't you the one that screwed two other people? Insecure female...tell him to leave me alone."

She replied with "hahahahaha tear aww anyways good job getting him horny mm no wonder he was so good i don't mind that i really enjoyed it thank u"

^^^^what surprised How did I get him horny?!?!slaphead

I told her she was sadly mistaken, I wasn't involved with her "husband" (I don't know whether or not he lied about his marital status now)...we meerly communicate about each others days.

Stupid High school sh!t!whoa



damn! unfortunately there are lots of liars out there frustrated
Hummm now makes me wonder why she didn't actually dial your number, if she was that determined?



I am assuming she communicates better through text- she doesn't seem very intelligent.rofl

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Thu 10/30/08 08:58 PM

Wow, you don't look fat to me...


Thank you flowerforyou

Is it just me or is this way out of left field?
Is this to be expected often?

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Thu 10/30/08 08:53 PM
Edited by Voluptuous on Thu 10/30/08 09:35 PM
If you have an "EX", keep the DOG on a leash with her muzzle on!



I have this acquaintance on Mingle. This young man an I exchange emails, ask how each others days are going...we talk over the phone about family issues, blah, blah, blah...

Here is the screwed up part:
His "ex wife" (according to him) contacted me via TEXT messaging today. She called me a "Fat whore" and told me to leave her husband alone...surprised
I wasn't offended being called a whore (because I am far from it) However, I was hurt being called fat- 'cause I amgrumble laugh
I text messaged her back and said
"Aren't you the whore? Weren't you the one that screwed two other people? Insecure female...tell him to leave me alone."

She replied with "hahahahaha tear aww anyways good job getting him horny mm no wonder he was so good i don't mind that i really enjoyed it thank u"

^^^^what surprised How did I get him horny?!?!slaphead

I told her she was sadly mistaken, I wasn't involved with her "husband" (I don't know whether or not he lied about his marital status now)...we merely communicate about each others days.

Stupid High school sh!t!whoa

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Wed 10/29/08 02:11 PM
The one they made me today was GROSS!
I'm on my way to have them remake it!grumble

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Wed 10/29/08 02:10 PM

So, I tried the salted caramel hot chocolate today. Not really a fan.


Oh NO!slaphead
I am so sorry!

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Wed 10/29/08 02:08 PM




I feel sorry for you!
I live in a new build BUT they constructed over farm land.

I don't usually have issues with critters. I have my bug man out here as often as I calldrinks


don't feel sorry for me...i LOVE my house



oops
I'm happy you're happyflowers

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Wed 10/29/08 08:59 AM
NOPE! :banana:

Can you see me?

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Wed 10/29/08 08:55 AM

laugh

i live in an old farm house
there's no keeping the critters out for good
i caught FIVE babies at once like that.
keeps them out of my cupboards.


I feel sorry for you!
I live in a new build BUT they constructed over farm land.

I don't usually have issues with critters. I have my bug man out here as often as I calldrinks

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Wed 10/29/08 08:41 AM

take a piece of wire and stretch it out over a bucket half filled with water.

bore a hole in the bottom of a soda or beer can
feed the wire through and secure the wire to the bucket so that the can spins freely

coat the can with peanut butter

you'll catch 'em pitchfork


OOOooo...GOOD ONE!drinks

We should call you "the mouse whisperer"

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Wed 10/29/08 08:38 AM



Have you broke the news to Minnie yet?


She contacted me looking for him...I told her I knew nothingembarassed


How about the Disney Corporation? I'm sure they'll start looking for him soon.


Damn...hadn't thought about what to tell them...scared

I think I need a Lawyerwhoa

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Wed 10/29/08 08:37 AM

Where there is one , surely others will follow ..good luck flowerforyou


I know there was another in my garage...there were two that got inside because my son left the garage door open while bringing in the groceries.
It's cooler out here now; I was told mice trying to find warmth is to be expected.grumble

The one grey mouse ate the bait and died. I found him in the garage.sick
...Then there was this brown mouse. Tiny little thing but EXTREMELY intelligent. He didn't fall for ANY of the traps. He ate the bait but hadn't died! I wonder if it's the breed.what
Damn mouse would JUMP over the glue boards, eat the food right off of the trap and never get caught. He was unbelievable!shocked
He must have miscalculated the placement of the glue trap while running away from someone...ohwell

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Wed 10/29/08 08:29 AM

Have you broke the news to Minnie yet?


She contacted me looking for him...I told her I knew nothingembarassed

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Wed 10/29/08 08:28 AM
Edited by Voluptuous on Wed 10/29/08 08:39 AM

Keep out the traps. There are most likely more.

Are you serious?!?!
I REALLY hope notgrumble

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Wed 10/29/08 08:21 AM
I had an unwanted house guest for over a month.grumble
He would poop all over the place.mad It damaged a LOT of Tupperware trying to get to the food in the pantry.explode He chewed a hole in my couch!:angry:
...I thought I would be happy to be rid of him but when I saw his little body stuck to the glue paper, I felt SO bad!tears

I killed Mickey mouse!oops slaphead

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Tue 10/28/08 07:02 PM


A world without would be a lost world indeedohwell


My lady, if religion or gods never existed, how would one be able to concider themselves lost?


Think of all the STUPID, BAD choices people make on a daily basis...
Most/some of those people don't care or believe in God.
Most good standing citizens are God fearing individuals. They try their best to be the best person they can be...

If we lived in a world that was run by people that had no regard for themselves or others, it would be Chaos!

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