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Sat 11/01/08 09:13 PM
My mother in law LOATHES me!

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Sat 11/01/08 09:05 PM


No idea!
Unfortunately there are a few guys out there that have practiced enough to mislead women...
Those are the pricks that have ruined it for everyone else.

I can say, when my husband would look at me, I felt his love. That man was head over heels inlove with me. It would hurt his heart to touch me because he knew just how much damage I could do to him...little did he know, he had me the same.


That's so cool! I soooo want that! :smile:


I know it!
Sad thing is, once you've had it, you spend the rest of your life hoping to get it againbrokenheart

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Sat 11/01/08 09:01 PM
No idea!
Unfortunately there are a few guys out there that have practiced enough to mislead women...
Those are the pricks that have ruined it for everyone else.

I can say, when my husband would look at me, I felt his love. That man was head over heels inlove with me. It would hurt his heart to touch me because he knew just how much damage I could do to him...little did he know, he had me the same.

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Sat 11/01/08 08:58 PM
My cellulite dimples are so big, I gave them names...Big Bertha and Dolores.

Sad to say...they some how got invitro and gave birth to a chunky little boy named Beaufordtears

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Sat 11/01/08 08:56 PM

I picked my nose and I liked it laugh laugh :laughing:


Was it a blue ribbon winner?

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Sat 11/01/08 08:54 PM
rofl
Show me a Jew that will let me touch his balls so you won't feel all alone.

I'm here for you Goof....through these hard times we must stay togetherwinking

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Sat 11/01/08 08:52 PM

:laughing:

we need a nice sexy thread to kill this boredom...




You start:angel: tongue2

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Sat 11/01/08 08:51 PM

pull it out by the roots!!!! booger picker your hot.rofl surprised


Thank you sirblushing

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Sat 11/01/08 08:49 PM
Edited by Voluptuous on Sat 11/01/08 08:49 PM
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MY 1000 POST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sat 11/01/08 08:47 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Almost!

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Sat 11/01/08 08:46 PM

I touched a guys balls at Hebrew school once.

It's ok...it doesn't mean you're gay:wink:

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Sat 11/01/08 08:45 PM
it's coming...almost here!
My.. My... My...

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Sat 11/01/08 08:43 PM

at least he didn't try to make you smell it sick


Hands down, I would have shat in his mouth if he did some off the wall
sh !t like that to me!noway mad

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Sat 11/01/08 08:41 PM



Are you kidding? How far up your nose can you go?


I can scratch my brain!


That's HAWT!!!drool :laughing:


You like that baby winking

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Sat 11/01/08 08:41 PM

only works if you eat them too


I can't eat my boogers...noway sick

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Sat 11/01/08 08:40 PM


...The nose picking offends/ disgusts the guys...
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
I'd rather watch you pick your nose than a man scratch his balls :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


UGH dude!
The grossest thing I have EVER seen was a guy scratch his crotch and smell itill

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Sat 11/01/08 08:39 PM

Are you kidding? How far up your nose can you go?


I can scratch my brain!

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Sat 11/01/08 08:39 PM

only if you flick it at them


sick
My borther once flicked a booger at me!
It landed in my hairmad

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Sat 11/01/08 08:37 PM
Edited by Voluptuous on Sat 11/01/08 08:38 PM
...The nose picking offends/ disgusts the guys...
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sat 11/01/08 08:28 PM
really? Never tried it frozen!ohwell

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