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My mother in law LOATHES me!
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No idea! Unfortunately there are a few guys out there that have practiced enough to mislead women... Those are the pricks that have ruined it for everyone else. I can say, when my husband would look at me, I felt his love. That man was head over heels inlove with me. It would hurt his heart to touch me because he knew just how much damage I could do to him...little did he know, he had me the same. That's so cool! I soooo want that! I know it! Sad thing is, once you've had it, you spend the rest of your life hoping to get it again |
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No idea!
Unfortunately there are a few guys out there that have practiced enough to mislead women... Those are the pricks that have ruined it for everyone else. I can say, when my husband would look at me, I felt his love. That man was head over heels inlove with me. It would hurt his heart to touch me because he knew just how much damage I could do to him...little did he know, he had me the same. |
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A Few Extra Pounds...
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My cellulite dimples are so big, I gave them names...Big Bertha and Dolores.
Sad to say...they some how got invitro and gave birth to a chunky little boy named Beauford |
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I picked my nose and I liked it Was it a blue ribbon winner? |
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Show me a Jew that will let me touch his balls so you won't feel all alone. I'm here for you Goof....through these hard times we must stay together |
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Ohh...it's coming...
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we need a nice sexy thread to kill this boredom... You start |
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pull it out by the roots!!!! booger picker your hot. Thank you sir |
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Edited by
Voluptuous
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Sat 11/01/08 08:49 PM
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MY 1000 POST!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Almost! |
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I touched a guys balls at Hebrew school once. It's ok...it doesn't mean you're gay |
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it's coming...almost here!
My.. My... My... |
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at least he didn't try to make you smell it Hands down, I would have shat in his mouth if he did some off the wall sh !t like that to me! |
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Are you kidding? How far up your nose can you go? I can scratch my brain! That's HAWT!!! You like that baby |
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only works if you eat them too I can't eat my boogers... |
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...The nose picking offends/ disgusts the guys... UGH dude! The grossest thing I have EVER seen was a guy scratch his crotch and smell it |
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Are you kidding? How far up your nose can you go? I can scratch my brain! |
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only if you flick it at them My borther once flicked a booger at me! It landed in my hair |
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Voluptuous
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Sat 11/01/08 08:38 PM
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...The nose picking offends/ disgusts the guys...
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really? Never tried it frozen!
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