Well, that is a good start bro...now post a pic for some eye candy. The chicks love it.

Ps...The whole "I have seen it all" screams waaaay tooo young. Cause the older you get...the less you have seen. Give it 20 years and you will know I ain't bullshittin.

Only a puppy is sure they have seen it all.

Nice. You seem really cool. You'll probably end up with some jerk that's gonna mistreat you. Most of the good ones do.

Move.

Well I was able to find one major problem. You are looking for someone in Sacramento. Trust me, all four of us good guys here in Sac are tired of looking and being burned. :P

The big problem is that you are too young for me to firt with. (though I probably will anyway)

Secondly...I think you got a frickin great profile Doll.

Great pix...you are a pretty girl with a gorgeous face.

The intro was pretty damned good! Laid back but ya say it well.

My advice is this...if some dude DOESN'T mention your profession...you know damned well that idiot didn't read your profile.

I smiled hard at that one. Makes me wanna give you a high five!

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are seated side-by-side at a bar. Each has a mug of beer in front of him.

Simultaneously, three flies land in the beers, one in each mug.

The Englishman looks at his beer, pushes it away and asks the bartender for a new one.

The Scotsman reaches his fingers into the beer, picks up the fly, throws it to the floor and drinks his beer.

The Irishman reaches into the beer, picks up the fly, holds it over the glass and yells, “Spit it out, you bastard! Spit it out!”