Yeah I kind of thought so. But I have a sick sense of humor.

A man goes to visit his grandpa in the hospital.

"How are you, Grandpa?" he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of
you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10
o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ...
and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes
off to question the Sister in charge.

"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving a
95-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely, that can't be
true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we
give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works
wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him
from rolling out of bed."

A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her
husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and
asks what to do about it.

The therapist tells her that she has a new drug called Viagra that
might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that
night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened.

The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that
the Viagra worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks
her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills.

The therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it.

The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the
therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what
would happen if she gave him five pills.

The therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it.

The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the
therapist that the sex just keeps getting better and what would happen if she
gave her husband the rest of the bottle.

The therapist says she doesn't know; it's a new drug and she doesn't
know what a full bottle could do to a person.

Anyway, the woman leaves the therapist's office and puts the rest of
the bottle of pills in the husband's morning coffee.

A week later, a boy walks into the therapist's office and says: "Are
you the moron who gave my mother a bottle of Viagra?"

"Why, yes, young man, I did. Why?"

"Well, mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my ass hurts, and dad's
sitting' in the corner going "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..."

Gee from your picture couldn't guess how that happened. But one of mine is right there to.

I have a little Windsor and Coke waiting here but think I will wait a bit. Even though I haven't slept much it's still only 8:00 am here.

Definitely smell good had a recent date and that was an issue. The other while talking is of course part of the date let the other one have some input.

Don't talk about the ex having had you arrested for stalking.

Thanks, that's the hard part. I'm not much into all that. It's more like I feel that it will come out once you meet the person. Although that's the vicious cycle how do you meet them if you don't talk about yourself so they will get to know you.

I'm thinking that was directed at my last post. If so thanks. I hope so too obviously. Doesn't hurt he has bikes and I love motorcycle riders, he builds them too and has a nice southern gentleman persona so far. We'll see when I actually meet him, but we have emailed and spoke on phone.

For a serious crush I have one on one guy, that hopefully weather permitting I will be meeting this weekend. But on looks or sexyness etc. Lots of guys.

Looking is always free and hurts no one. Actually neither do crushes as long as it's not a fatal attraction thingy.

If you have muscles definitely.

Scotty looks like someone I could have a crush on, or the shadow, or dcrdnk, or brianH or or or.... well heck if it's only a crush can have lots of those.

My dad.

Everyone else is doing it so I guess I will too. What do you think of my profile?

Spelling is still of if that's what you are fixing.

Hon, you just said it right there. To each his own. If you are happy then that's all that matters. Doesn't matter what others say. If you are happy screw them. I personally like to be in one, but there are times when I didn't like it and not I don't think you are in denial. Do what makes you happy.

To bad you're not out my area. You'd have a date.

It's not the hair there are some of us out there that still like long hair. My ex-husband had hair longer than mine when we got together.

You were also about half hour 45 min from Allentown. I go through Boyertown, down to Downingtown, Exton WEst Chester where my family is.

Personally, I love muscles. Look at all of them, but love muscles.

Public swimming lake, in the woods over watching a rodeo, on a motorcycle and a few times against or behind buildings like the bus stop, or alley between the houses, standing on a log. Nothing really super out of the ordinary.