A man goes to visit his grandpa in the hospital.

"How are you, Grandpa?" he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of
you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10
o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ...
and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes
off to question the Sister in charge.

"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving a
95-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely, that can't be
true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we
give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works
wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him
from rolling out of bed."

I just read about the viagra for grandpa. Well if grandpa dont want it i'll take it and if it lasts over 4 hrs i wont call my doctor ill call all my x girl frinds