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Topic:
running for the exit
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Why is this post in the jokes section?
It's all just reality. ROFL Please don't hit me! |
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Lets just say I got my brains from the other side of the family. My grandma ain't the smartest fudge maker in the world.
But I still love her. |
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Topic:
Drive Through ATM Procedures
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My god! How do you know my ex wife so well?
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you know, the funny thing is that I could probably tell that joke at my grandmother's house after Christmas dinner and SHE would be the only one there that didn't understand it and would be asking me if I wanted to help her make fudge!
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I SAID you were gonna think it was just wrong! LOL but you read it ANYHOW!
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When I was a kid my grandmother used to make the best chocolate fudge. She would make it every year at christmas and pack it up and ship it out to all the family members. Ahh the fond memories I had of that fudge.
Nowadays grandma is getting old and so I go over and pack her fudge. Grandma says that no one packs her fudge quite like I do. I just love packing grandma's fudge. I get to take a few nibbles here and there while packing grandma's fudge. I wish it could be christmas all year long! |
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can we just be friends that have sex? LOL
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And don't forget "I really enjoy helping grandma by packing her fudge"
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Is that all it takes on here? just post that you're interested in single women?
I've been going about this all wrong! *I* am interested in single women! Hell, I'm interested in married women too, but they are already spoken for. And, I'm looking for a preposition to end a sentence with. |
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Thanks ÷)
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I broke up with her because there was so much wrong with our relationship. I felt it was time to move on. She keeps on text messaging me and trying to guilt me into coming back to her. I still care about her, but our relationship was already starting to get to the point nothing was happening. She's got too much baggage for me. I know at 40 people have baggage, but this gal has the whole American Tourister set!
I guess I really didn't need any advice, just a place to vent. <sigh> 
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Topic:
Last to post wins! - part 7
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maybe I'm 8 months too late, but I seem to be the last post.
Did I win? |
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Topic:
Yearning
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This was my first one in quite some time. |
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Topic:
Yearning
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Here I sit
Alone again yearning for another. In lonely anticipation I sit and wait yearning for another. I stroke my cat, my only friend yearning for another. No one calls. no one knocks. Yearning for another. Life gets lonely and awfully hard yearning for another. The wait I have it makes me sad. Yearning for another. One day I hope to end my pain. Yearning for another. A simple kiss would end my struggle. And my yearning for another. ~Smorkle |
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Topic:
Blonde Joke
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A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and Santa Claus fall off the empire state building at exactly the same time.
Which one hits the ground first? The dumb blonde does because the other two don't exist. |
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Topic:
Hell Explained
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funny, but I read it 6-7 years ago
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Topic:
The Purina Diet
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ROFL!
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Topic:
Blonde Joke
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You'd have thought that the Blonde would have seen the bar.
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Topic:
Blonde Joke
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A blonde walks into a bar and says "OUCH" Yes thats the whole joke. |
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Topic:
Jokes and Jokes
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How do you keep a pollack busy for hours?
Put him in a round room and tell him to go stand in the corner. 
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