How many men does it take to open a (root)beer?

None. It should be open when she brings it to him.



Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's an evolutionary thing that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.



How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

She begins by saying "A man once told me".



Why do men "cut the cheese" more than women?

Because a woman can't keep her mouth closed long enough to build up the required pressure.



How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.



If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door who do you let in first?

The dog. At least he will shut up after you let him in.

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Brian....

And i'm the nice one!!

Why is this post in the jokes section?
It's all just reality.




ROFL

Please don't hit me!