Why didn't Superman save the World Trade Center...?








Because he was in a WheelChair.

How do you Kill a Retard...?





Give them a Knife and Ask who's Special.



*Close Thread*

haha. nice

Who won the Polish Beauty Contest...?









No One.

I'll do 20 just in case.

Following the Christmas Spirit Myers.


What did the Blind, Retarded, Deaf Girl get for Christmas...?






....






Cancer.





I am so going to hell...

Post em up. I'll start.



Why did the Little Boy Fall off the Swing?




Because he had no arms.

Well from my humor standpoint it was sarcasm. For Christ Sake doesn't anyone have a Really Dry Sense of Humor. I guess its te Canadian in me cuz jeez.

Well as my profile states I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm only here for networking. So Sorry to burst your Bubble.

Again. Sarcasm has failed.

You know Jistme, I have made no generalizations towards you or any of your posts. I have not pointed out the fact that you are a 44 year old man looking for a woman on the Internet. Nor did I point out, that if you are at this stage in your life and searching on the internet for "the one", that you're hopeless and must be seriously desperate, since all the women you know are not interested in you.

so with saying that. Please Go Die.

Thank You

excuse me, who are you again?

oh boy, I'd first like to state the painfully obvious, I sure didnt explain this subject well at all.


I never meant to say "I aint your *****" in a offensive manner. Its supposed to be taken light heartedly.


I'd also like to state why I posted this thread. It is not because I am bitter. I'm just tired of seeing all these posts on here of the "Nice Guy saying He is being Screwed."

What I am trying to say is. If what your doing is not working try a different approach. I'm not saying be someone you're not, I'm saying you need to get some backbone in you and try from a different angle. Only then will, you be able to recognize the faults in your previous approach.

I'd also like to state that, even though I've never been in a "Real" Relationship, Yes, I've had my heart broken and after that I held this high wall of armor to prevent that sort of thing from happening again. But that should not negate the fact of what I'm saying. Some of You say I Lack Experience, please define experience. Because from the angle I'm looking at I have experienced a lot with the short time I've spent on this earth.

Also I know I sounded like an asshole in my first post, i again apologize. It wasn't supposed to be taken that seriously with the example I gave. It was supposed to be taken in a sarcastic tone and as I explained on a previous page, sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet.

no actually it's just confidence.

We Have a Winner!

You're Just a Hater.

Yeah I totally missed with my point


jesus.


ahh **** it.

and yes, I know that my explaining may not make much sense over the internet. its sort of hard to explain and I guess sarcasm doesn't communicate well on here as well...haha

But what I'm trying to say you can still be that Nice Guy. You dont have to be a Jerk to get the woman...Just stand up for yourself.

What I'm trying to say is, I'm tired of hearing guys *****ing about how rough it is for a nice guy. Go look around at some of the other threads.

I know a lot of the singal guys on here have been used and are looking for Mrs. Right.

What I'm saying is stop complaining and change your approach

this is true...its always worked this way tho, but in all honesty if a man stands up for himself in the early goings then not only does he gain self respect but he also gains respect from the girl.

If you want to sit back and play victim then do it. If you want to wait until she realizes hey you're a good catch, then be my guest and wait. All I'm suggesting is that you make some changes so you can get that relationship you want, without becoming something you're not.