A drunk was stumbling around the parking lot after the bar had closed one night, clothes disheveled, car keys in hand, looking bewildered. A police officer pulls up next to the man and says, "Having trouble sir?"

The drunk replies, "Yesssir, ossifer, I can't find my car!". The cop says, "Where did you see it last?", the drunk says, "well, it was riight here at the end of thish key". The cop shakes his head sadly and says, "Sir, do you know that your fly is unzipped?" The drunk looks down and says "Oh no, I can't find my wife either!"

lmao

j'yeah

LMAO