thats cause he has a brunett waiting for you !

Hi Mike, hope your having fun, Merry Christmas !

Tequila - no salt , no lime !

was the original Olive Oil (pyepye's gal )

no it's me , me , me all about me !


Merry xmas orangecat

break

billy jack

HHeehhee hahhaahh

What a Woman Says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don't do laundry right now
you'll have no clothes to wear."


What a Man Hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.

Hhheehhee

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl
notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for
a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on
the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your
wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure
if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one
on the milk carton!)

D-i-v-o-r-c-e -Tammy

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

wo's the bomb !!!!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't
have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in charge of
cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can
just wait for my coffee ."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the
man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top
of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"

I am the queen of ugly , all you pretty gals gooooooo