I can even yodel poo ... poodeoooodepppooo

can't let you win !!!

I thought I sent you to the prettiest thread ! so pppoooooo !

pppooooo

sweet dreams !

the women's is always out of tp

Besides the hunk I asked for , yes , merry christmas !

I will take that hug..thank you !

So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family and I needed to use the restroom (#2) really bad, so I stopped at a rest area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying “‘Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!” So the other guy says “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? By this point, I’m thinking it’s pretty bizarre that a stranger expects to conversate while taking a dump so I reply “Uhhh I’m probably like you, just traveling?” At this point I’m wanting to get the hell outta there as fast as I can when dude asks another question… “‘Can I come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. Like, WTF! But I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
“Nah man, I’m a little busy right now!”

Right then, dead silence… then I hear the person say (kinda nervously) “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.”

yes, my ex was one !

the first lost page stated how if you miss use the turkey baster, you will....

junk

yes, gives you more time to really get to know the person.

wow , that bites , never had someone not want to see me cause I was not screwed up enough, I usually nip that right in the bud.

ok you leave me no choice, I will start a last one to post is the most prettiest thread and ya all can just scoot over there !

Thanks girls , but I am the winner !!!!! Let me be !

But I spelt that like a blonde , no offense blondies, wait it is spelled !