Maria just got married and being a traditional italian, she was still a virgin.So on her wedding night staying at her mothers house, she was very nervous.But her mother reassured her,don't worry Maria Tony's a good man."Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.So upshe went.When she got upstairs,Tony took off his shirt and exposed a hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,Mama,Mama,Tony's got a hairy chest.Don't worry Maria,says her mother, "all men have hairy chests."Go upstairs he'll take good care of you. So up she went again.When she got up to the bedroom,Tony had taken off his pants exposing his hairy legs.Again maria ran downstairs to her mother. Mama,Mama,Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs.Don't worry,all men have hairy legs.Go upstairs.Tony's a good man.Go upstairs and he'll take very good care of you.So up she went again.And when she got up thier.Tony took off his socks.And on his left foot, he was missing 4 of his toes.And when she saw this she ran back downstairs.Mama,Mama,Tony's got a foot and a half!!! Stay her and stir the pasta , says Mama.THIS IS A JOB FOR MAMA!!!

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