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till now.
add on to this story.... One cold christmas day I went with St.Nick to see what I might get. I got............ |
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a diamond ring but
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I swallowed it!
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then I went to the doctor, they told me
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Edited by
Enya
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Tue 12/25/07 04:08 PM
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"We have bad news..............."
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you got to get your stomach pumped...
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thats was
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That's OK, Iam -- here's some Syrup of Ipecac.
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BY WHO???
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went to the x-ray room
an doc says daaaaaaaaaaammmm that's gona hurt |
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I better pump it out with.........
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turkey baster
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Edited by
Enya
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Tue 12/25/07 04:06 PM
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then it should slip out.now have you learned not to bite it?
The diamonds are real. so............ |
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that's the end of the story...... until
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Enya found the lost pages
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the first lost page stated how if you miss use the turkey baster, you will....
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surely be hurting
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Edited by
burgundybry
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Wed 12/26/07 04:55 PM
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the second lost page said.."if you're hurting, go to the doctor"..
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the third lost page was multiple choice..
"while at the doctor's, you should"... A)scream at anyone that comes within 3 feet of you.."don't touch me..I don't want to catch whatever it is you're carrying!" B)flirt with the receptionist C)get some stage blood packs, and bite on one as you cough, spewing all over the room.. D)...flirt with the receptionist |
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ummm, sorry...i seemed to have lost the fourth page again...
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