An alien couple and a human couple - partner swapping. The human wife and the alien husband went off together and ended up at a hotel. The alien guy drops his pants, and he is really ready...all 2 inches of him. "I don't think that this will work out, you're was just too small." says the woman. "Well," the alien says, "Watch this." He proceeds to smack himself in the forehead and his member grows to 12 inches. "That's fine," she tells him, "but it's still only a half an inch thick." So the alien starts tugging on his ears and with each tug his member grows wider and wider until the woman just can't stand it any more and they have a fun-filled night of sex. Afterwards she said to her husband "I had the best sex I've ever had. It was amazing." "What about you?" "It was wierd", her husband answered. "All night long she kept hitting me on the head and tugging on my ears!"

wow thats pretty tight! what about cain? lol

A man go’s to the doctor. and asks doctor why is my face so green? The doctor replies with a question, what are your symptoms? the man says, I don’t really know but I eat a lot of peas. The doctor says, well then stop eating peas for ten years and come back. So the guy comes back after ten years. Doctor my face is light green, he says. Doctor replies, well that’s great come back in another ten years. So he dose and goes in and says, doctor I am cured what now? The doctor says, well go eat as many peas as you want. So the guy go’s to the bar and asked the bar tender for a huge bowl of peas. And says to the drunk guy next to him I haven’t had a pea in over twenty years. The drunk guy says with enthusiasm, anyone who don’t know how to swim head for the hills!

yea is, wait i forget....

i suppose your all perfect, i cant help i grew up in a small town with a crapy school lol.

well siting at home wishing somthing would happen or lol there was somthing interesting to do.
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any ideas to cure this disease?

well i guess it depends on who you work for. i worked in heating and cooling and loved every minute of it. well except crawling under houses that look like somthing from the blair witch project lol. work hard for what u want and it pays off but if you work hard for someone else it pays off for them.

nm just thinking about what to do to cure my bordum.

its got to be smoking for me. but then not so much a habbit but and addiction to. my next worst habbit would be procrastinating.

wow 'kids these days" !!!

lol

lmao very nice

lol well then dont :p

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