From the recesses of my brain, i bring you a tale of pain. Apparantly a little vain, i may come off as insane. Ladies and gentleman on your knees at your distain, i present to you Mr. Blaine. He has only; one eye, one ear, one lip, one arm, and one leg. All this accidentily caused by a train. He stood in the way with one finger out and the conductor's intent was not to maime. So look on, in all his glory you know his name. The American dream, it just cost you $29.95 to see and increase his fame. And for your next viewing pleasure, not to be out done Blaine's brother Cain and his horror with a crane. Just another $29.95.

cool

Thanks Mirror!

wow thats pretty tight! what about cain? lol

$59.90 plus tax and i'll continue about Cain, infact $75 even and i'll tell you about

$59.90 plus tax and i'll continue about Cain, infact $75 even and i'll tell you about grandma Elaine and the horrific tragedy in the plane. All kidding aside thanks for reading and commenting!

How funny and true at the same time!

Look what happens in traffic when there's an accident on the OTHER side of the road! "Everyone" has gotta look...it's for free!

Omg bb, that is good, LOL

Very happy to have made you smile Angel, as so often you do to me!

P T Barnum made a living off this and a good one at that

“there is a sucker born every minute” (self included)

nice write

Ditto

Your right there are alot of people who profit from the pain of others. Thank you kc and mom!