A man go’s to the doctor. and asks doctor why is my face so green? The doctor replies with a question, what are your symptoms? the man says, I don’t really know but I eat a lot of peas. The doctor says, well then stop eating peas for ten years and come back. So the guy comes back after ten years. Doctor my face is light green, he says. Doctor replies, well that’s great come back in another ten years. So he dose and goes in and says, doctor I am cured what now? The doctor says, well go eat as many peas as you want. So the guy go’s to the bar and asked the bar tender for a huge bowl of peas. And says to the drunk guy next to him I haven’t had a pea in over twenty years. The drunk guy says with enthusiasm, anyone who don’t know how to swim head for the hills!