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Sun 12/02/07 06:58 PM
flowerforyou Hey there welcome... flowerforyou

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Sun 12/02/07 06:45 PM
Slim drinker

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Sun 12/02/07 06:14 PM

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny. I'm homesick."


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Sun 12/02/07 06:10 PM
Welcome to wal-mart :smile:

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Sun 12/02/07 06:00 PM

Some men dont care about the G- Spot....And some just think about golf ... A man that wants to be happy in bed will do about anything to make a woman happy..Di

Gotta love it...Go for the gold... flowerforyou

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Sun 12/02/07 05:52 PM

What's the difference between a girl's G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!

drinker bigsmile drinker

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Sun 12/02/07 05:50 PM
Hey there bearfan

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Sun 12/02/07 05:40 PM
Dare I say Pittsburgh and Dallas
Pittsburgh win drinker drinker

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Sun 12/02/07 04:00 PM
flowerforyou Sweet and sexy flowerforyou

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Sun 12/02/07 03:58 PM
Just Damn bigsmile

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Sun 12/02/07 03:56 PM
flowerforyou Hi there Charlie40...flowerforyou

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Sun 12/02/07 02:08 PM


Alright... risking it all to sound gay, but what the hell... Geek seems cool to me from posts I've seen. I'll give him an 8. That just sounds so gay...lol.


oh if you were gay you'd sooo want me laugh laugh
guy above looks like he could easily kick my ass so I have to give him a 10 or risk the consequences
Lol now thats funny...I'll give you a 8 good smile(I'm not gay lol).I'm no 10 sad

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Sun 12/02/07 01:58 PM
Hey there king...drinker

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Sun 12/02/07 01:56 PM
I'm a guy so 8 drinker

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Sun 12/02/07 01:52 PM

An old man went into a pharmacy and asked for two Viagra pills.
The pharmacist brought them out and the old man asked him to cut them in half.

The pharmacist winked at him and said, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?"

The old man said, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes!"

drinker drinker

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Sun 12/02/07 01:49 PM
Wisdom

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Sun 12/02/07 01:46 PM
Well...I don't thank it's hate...As much as it's long hair is sexy...However I know one woman who is very sexy with short hair...Jamie Lee Curtis

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Sun 12/02/07 01:33 PM
Wow....That has to be hard on her back...I think thats to much...Not to mention not healthy...

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Sun 12/02/07 11:44 AM
Who's trap mine lol....

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Sun 12/02/07 11:41 AM
Why does age have to matter...If you feel good together it should'nt matter...

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