How Cool and crude too, was a good laugh.

En Este Noches by Soyara

The love of life and the fear of dying that comes in the night while
your alone. Different type of love that what you asked though.

1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they


produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which


make hair shiny and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of


suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The


sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.


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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during


that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches


and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's


more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't


need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases


the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense


of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.


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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The


sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals


called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the


opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10


times more effective than Valium.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing


encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers


the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque


build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session


can release the tension that restrict blood vessels in


the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is


a national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and


hay fever.

One of the reasons the health care system is so mess up and expensive
here is we the people have let it get out of hand. I have a freind who
just recently had open heart sugery and he went to South america for it,
because even though his insurance would not cover it down there, it was
cheaper than the 20% copay here. He got good care and the same sugery
down there for what a heart surgerns office call is here. Our health
care system has become about dollars and not helping the sick. An I know
what your about to say, well machines that cost millions has to be paid
for. This is true, but why does a company charge a US healthcare
provider a million dollars for a machine and seell the same machine in
another country for less than 100,000 dollars, somebody is getting rich
and somebody is getting screwed, you guess who!!! An one more little
detail, this new deal with Wal-Mart lowering the price to $4.00 for a
perscription, just wait till they have forced all the little Mom and Pop
pharmcerys out of business and see how long it stays that way. An
another WM note, for those of you who did not know, W-M asked the US
goverment to ket it assume national health care, so if you didin't buy
it at W-M then you would not getit, the goverment has postponed the
decision till 08. Watch out here they come with a euthanasia based on
age and health.

let the past be the past, I don't want to go back there, I live in the
now and hope for the future

Sounds like the story of my life, hehehehehe !!!!!

That is a harilous story, I just read it to a group of family and
friends at my house and now everyone is rolling with laughter.Thanks for
spicing things up

I play flat top guitar, I am self-taught, I enjoy playing tradtional
countrywestern from the 1920's thru the early 1950's.
recently I have been working on some newer music (Willie Nelson) I enjoy
the note insertion into the cordruns, learning to play both has been a
chagallen.

Probable in New Mexico would be my guess......
Just couldn't resist that opening you laid out....

Don't walk ahead of me
I might not follow

Don't walk behind me
I might not lead

Walk beside me
And be my friend

Thai Proverb
14th Century

Boy we are bad in this room today !!!! They can say what they want, it
is there profile and their life, they get to run it. SO WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE IF THEY SAY THERE SEARCHING FOR FRIENDS!!!!!
Personally that is all I want at this time, someone to exchange email
and chat with, that is good looking and has a common interest.

I have wondered about the same thing, I got one friend listed, she's
great and we exchange mail and etc. But I would like to have more than
one. I sent 4 invitational letters and got one reply.

mail=sent

sent= ????

Woman's One Flaw

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they

think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what

makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.

They have compassion and ideas.

They give moral support to their

family and friends.

Women have vital things to say

and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Hilarous !!!!!!

I haven't been to russia, but I have been to Mexico, a couple places in
South America and in Feb. I am going to China. You really ought to try
it, who knows, it might be the trip of your life !!

Big families are great ((((IF)))) they stay closenet. Today most (even
large Families) are disfuctional.

I want people to be straight up with me always. The truth hurts
sometimes, but I would rather hurt a little now, than to suffer the
extreme hurt later of finding out someone I trusted had lied to me.

Where does it end, find out. Get your passport up to date and buy you a
round trip plane ticket to Russian and see some place you have never
seen. Sit across the table from her at dinner and determine if she is
real or not. Plus you get the benifit of a vacation to somewhere you
probable never been.

Good Jokes,I enjoyed reading them