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Thu 03/13/08 05:02 PM

FOR BELLE....."I just ate the best chocolate in da world"...hehe

I do love chocolate maybe that's why I have a big booty?:wink:

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Thu 03/13/08 05:01 PM



I think my face froze

What??grumble


just kiddingflowerforyou

uh huh?:cry: laugh

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Thu 03/13/08 04:55 PM

I think my face froze

What??grumble

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Thu 03/13/08 04:54 PM
I bite!:wink:

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Thu 03/13/08 04:49 PM
I'm sweet, but if you get too close I might just **** you up!:tongue:

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Thu 03/13/08 04:09 PM

Headliner:
Open to interpretation
"Sentences can't do justice to my personality. Fragments, like snapshots, present particular instances. Oxymora reveal diversity. Planed Spontaneity. Varied. Like cadence. I joke just as much as I think. Enjoy the slow, just as much as the fast. Confusing, not quite. Some things are better understood in person. Titles: Father, Writer, Producer, Performer, DJ, Programmer Nouns: Music, Art, Literature, Movies, Games. Adjectives: Witty, Creative, Intellectual, Driven, Passionate. Locations: Anywhere in the world, just a plane-ride away."

Confusing? Quite! laugh
Blah, Blah, Blah! How long did it take him to come up with that bull****?!

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Thu 03/13/08 04:01 PM

"I am currently 3 1/2 months pregant, the father isnt really there..."

Then how the hell did you get pregant?

That's made me laugh out loud! Thank you!bigsmile

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Tue 03/11/08 10:43 PM

Wow. She must be thinking about it. laugh

Nada..sorrynoway

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Tue 03/11/08 10:36 PM

Lately I've been forced to sit in a corner and chew on my own nuts. grumble

You can reach them? WOW!

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Tue 03/11/08 10:35 PM



Desperation, it turns out, isn't so sexy.



You would think..

But it must be working on some level... In the least, an occasional pity fvck, maybe.
Otherwise we got a lot of desperate and very stupid men on this site!

Pity ****? they have vibrators so you don't have to do that!

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Tue 03/11/08 10:34 PM



laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Well being a liar just make some panties drop can really break some hearts you knowsad


Actually the opposite has been true for me. As desperate as I was in my younger days and as many lame lines as I tried to use I never had any luck with the ladies. grumble

Desperation, it turns out, isn't so sexy.

Who knew? ohwell



Actually I hear it works pretty well on desperate women.

Just a squirrel trying to get a nut huh?

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Tue 03/11/08 10:33 PM





Looking for an intimate encounter will get you everywhere....according to Mirror anyway.


uh huh...


You'll notice he's still looking?? huh


Looking everywhere...you betcha.

Well, I wish him the best of luck that he doesn't get an STDdrinker


Those are my favorite cars.

WTF?



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Tue 03/11/08 10:32 PM


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Well being a liar just make some panties drop can really break some hearts you knowsad


Actually the opposite has been true for me. As desperate as I was in my younger days and as many lame lines as I tried to use I never had any luck with the ladies. grumble

Desperation, it turns out, isn't so sexy.

Who knew? ohwell


I guess I was vulnerable, horny, and drinking grey goose so....that's how is started that I got played

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Tue 03/11/08 10:27 PM
Edited by belledimanche on Tue 03/11/08 10:27 PM
Too bad we have to try to be human lie detectors

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Tue 03/11/08 10:25 PM



Looking for an intimate encounter will get you everywhere....according to Mirror anyway.


uh huh...


You'll notice he's still looking?? huh


Looking everywhere...you betcha.

Well, I wish him the best of luck that he doesn't get an STDdrinker

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Tue 03/11/08 10:24 PM

Yea it's I'm loooking for a real woman for dating. They sweet talk you for a month, but all they want is a piece of ass! I wish their headline said "I'm a player and I just want to waste your time"


Well what the... ?!?
What do you expect?? HONESTY!?!? noway

THAT never got me laid!!


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
Well being a liar just make some panties drop can really break some hearts you knowsad

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Tue 03/11/08 10:14 PM

I like these types:


Hey, I'm a really nice guy, looking for "the one".


Followed by an email to me saying as followed:


Wanna do it?love
Yea it's I'm loooking for a real woman for dating. They sweet talk you for a month, but all they want is a piece of ass! I wish their headline said "I'm a player and I just want to waste your time"




Love those!drinker

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Mon 03/10/08 07:09 PM


Hello, Ms. Miracle, Ky. I wondered if you'd venture in here or not. This one seems to be dying a slow death...


Don't you know everyone and everything shuts down at Midnight in Kentucky ... everyones afraid of turning into a pumpkin . hehehe

Now I know why Im so lonely on here at night...noway

Why r U lonely hun..You're young and pretty?

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Sun 03/09/08 10:45 PM

Take two advil and drink a glass of water before you go to sleep.
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best advice really works

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Sun 03/09/08 07:50 PM


Well, what do you think? Constructive honest critics only...


Well sweetie, when you come on 'rate my profile' you take your chances at what we throw out there. Can't be telling the critics what kind of criticism you want. laugh

I love your pic here though .. need to take a look at the rest glasses

Very true..ok honesty then..I'm ready for whatever you throw my way!