i REALLLY miss Houston...I know that on occasion, I took the place for granted, but truly, i cant wait to go back...even if its for a visit! I miss my cowboys (literally...not the team), I miss that southern hospitality, and the fact that the people in Houston, or in Texas in general, say hi to you even if they dont know you. Yeah, the view here in Vegas is nice...surrounded by snow capped mountains, but I would leave this place in a minute to get back to the country! Im not a city gal.

Hello all!

that is sooo nasty


**NOTE TO SELF***

INVEST IN SPONGE FOR X-MAS CARDS

ive been lookin for a karaoke place out here in vegas... somethin local and not the place where all the aspiring las vegas show people go to show off their talent!!! im envious!

....MEOW....

AWESOME!!!

I LIKED IT!!

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc."

definately a pig....they orgasm for 30 mins!!!

i know how to do it!!!

duck first
then go back for the dog.
drop off the dog, and grab the duck.
take the duck back and drop him off again, grab the corn
drop off the corn.
go back for the duck.

wait....thats 4 trips....

ok, you have to email me the solution.


....unless the dog is carrying the bucket of corn around his neck!...

yeah, SOMEONE needs to email me the answer or I will go nuts!

knew him for 10 years, dated for 6 mos before moving in
engaged after 8 months
married after 1 yr
divorced (thankfully) after 3

being that this year is my first year as a single parent, i want to be able to give my son a decent christmas.

MAN!!! I havnt been in here for a while!!

((((BARTENDER!!! vodka/cranberry please))))

ME, ME, ME!

practice your aim....keeps you up on your "just in case he p!ss** me off and i got to give him what he diserves!!

night lynn! guess im too late huh?

awww alli....need a girl to talk to? pull up a barstool and let it all out!

im here to have some type of social life! make new friends, chit chat, shoot the breeze, make new friends, and have fun. did i mention make new friends? short term memory loss here guys..sorry.

warm welcoms!! yeah! Thanks guys

Thanks allinoell. (looks like i found a regular to hang with)!

sdm Im good and you?


doin good. just finished having dinner with the little guy. now i need a drink.