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Fri 09/25/09 08:32 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Fri 09/25/09 08:34 PM


I was gonna joke with you but no I leave it
Hee hee...I know where you were goin'. "Life is like a box of chocolates...":tongue:
No actually I was gonna say don't give up your day time job you make a lousy poet . I hope you sing better

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Fri 09/25/09 08:25 PM
I was gonna joke with you but no I leave it

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Fri 09/25/09 08:09 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Fri 09/25/09 08:09 PM

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Fri 09/25/09 08:09 PM
Last year I spent $4000 to go and see a lady I met on another site in England I had known her for 6 months and we did all the proper things to get to know each other Skype was almost on 24/7 my kids got to know hers etc

Back in the UK within 24 hours it was obvious it was not gonna work
So the short answer in my experience is Long distance relationships are no go

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Fri 09/25/09 08:06 PM


I like touchinglove


I like touching myself..love
hmmmmm

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Fri 09/25/09 08:04 PM
I did enough of those in England
I am resident but not a national so I don't get called
Simple?

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Fri 09/25/09 07:48 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Fri 09/25/09 07:48 PM
Funny is good

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Fri 09/25/09 07:42 PM

I sat and thought how could I inspire?


my a$$ is fat, Ive got a spare tire.


I have no cash to spend on crap.


There is noone to which I can rap.


The childs away at school.


The men dont think just drool.

The ex is suicidal...

Hm.. life isnt so bad afterall.






my a$$ is fat, Ive got a spare tire. Love those


I have no cash to spend on crap. If its crap you don't need


There is no one to which I can rap. Its OK rap is just a trap


The childs away at school. We have half the day


The men dont think just drool.Is that so cruel?

The ex is suicidal... Good riddance

Hm.. life isn't so bad afterall. We agree on that one

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Fri 09/25/09 07:37 PM

nope..I'd prefer Olive oil(sorry popeye)
Please take her of my hands I can't seem to shake her off

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Fri 09/25/09 07:36 PM
Savage

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Fri 09/25/09 07:30 PM
flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Fri 09/25/09 07:23 PM

"Oh Dave....OH DAVE!!!!"

"Uh...my name is Kevin....":tongue:
Now that is funny

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Fri 09/25/09 07:21 PM

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Fri 09/25/09 07:18 PM

Can ya' wait a minute. I wanna' run out and score some smack first.:tongue:
Its OK she is 420 friendly she understands

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Fri 09/25/09 07:16 PM


"Is your penis always that shy?"


rofl rofl rofl
No he had been sick twice tonight before your arrival

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Fri 09/25/09 07:12 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Fri 09/25/09 07:17 PM
The panties you are sniffing right now are her granny's sorry to disappoint you

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Fri 09/25/09 07:10 PM
did you eat seafood today?
It sure smells fishy down here

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Fri 09/25/09 07:08 PM

I didn't shave "down there" today. ill
It is obvious from the dandruff on your shoes

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Fri 09/25/09 07:06 PM

I can't eat a thing...
Now that doesn't sound like pregnant

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Fri 09/25/09 07:04 PM



check to see if you are pregnant

laugh laugh laugh laugh oops oops oops oops


It would have to be an immaculate conception...

im too old to make babies anymore silly!
I knew a woman that made babies at 51
The oldest known one was 75 years of age
Like they say you are never too old

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