I have 6" or thereabouts more than your mom

My mother God bless her soul did not have facial she had everything else Blood Pressure, cholesterol Alzheimer, osteoporosis but not facial hair

How could any one wear spinach Jimmy
That is for munching Jimmy
Ask Billy he'll tell you Jimmy

I wears me pipe to bed Jimmy


As for TJ that's for him to know and for the rest of you to find out

This question comes up at least once a week in the forums

That kind of news doesn't sell here. The such and such artist's tattoo on their d-i-c-k or the implant in their t-i-t-s are bigger news. It is even bigger news if both were simultaneous

Yours is a flat mine was a country Victorian cottage in rural Worcestershire with an XK 150 in the garage and a recording studio in back of the 1/4 acre garden
House full of antiques sold at give away prices for the vision of heavenly bliss with a partner
I wasn't trying to brag about it. Now I understand when my friends were saying how brave I was taking that step at 47 they were substituting the word "brave" for "stupid" to be polite

What is done cannot be undone

Ce La Vie

don't use a screw where a nail and a hammer will do

can we practice?
that sounds fun

and I ain't got none

as opposed to a broad

Most web bots are designed to replace your input by an input generated by the computer in a manner that you think you are talking to a real person. In the beginning they were very rudimentary and not so good
They analyze the combination of the words received in a sentence and appropriate a suitable answer.
You may use this to allure punters to a chat site where one person is on a computer and the machine conducts thousands of conversations

My question would be what do you wish to utilize it for?

Do I have to?

Her smile only

Price of the Gas in the UK is nearing $10 per Gallon

At the age of 47 while I was very comfortable in the UK I came to the USA with the dream that the the lady who was few years older will be the one and only for the rest of my life.

Having wrecked what I built over 20 years of career in the UK as well as possessions believing that possessions are of insignificance provided you are with the right person I arrived to the USA with some cash.

Fast forward today

The woman turned out to have had pre planned hidden agenda
It has so far cost me 30K in divorce litigation, I live in a rented apartment, and the last ten years of my life has been a total misery. Now with a set of twins and a business here I cannot turn the clock back and return to the UK. Additionally as we age health becomes an issue . At least in the UK you could get seen even if that may have a waiting list. Being self employed with little insurance coverage last year my healthcare and surgeries have set me back over $27K. This would have not happened in the UK
The woman is fairly well to do does not care if she looses in the court and has to pay costs as long as she causes me misery she is satisfied. Almost every month she takes me to court and looses. Most of the time the court does not fully compensate for the legal fees and so I have a monthly bill of thousand dollars for attorney fees

There in the nut shell is my venture to the USA

Unemployed rate over 10% and the State budget Bankrupt

effin $3.39 yesterday I am glad I vented

sorry you made me I wasn't gonna say it
Only a Joke
pull my leg as much as you like