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| Topic: Comments that just might kill a romantic moment... | |
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There are certain comments that will kill romantic moments...let's see your best effort. For example,
"Sweetheart, your lips are so thin and dry!" 
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"Babe...if I had wanted to order the crabs, I would've looked at the menu..."
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I didn't shave "down there" today.
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*Struggling from a kiss* "I can't breathe!"
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"Babe...if I had wanted to order the crabs, I would've looked at the menu..."
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I didn't shave "down there" today.
Eeewwwwwwwww 
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"Is your penis always that shy?"
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"Is your penis always that shy?" The turtle syndrom! 
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Wow! I just heard a mouse squeak.K;it was me.I'm sowwwwy!
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All but one of my STD's are not active
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Ewe, too salty.
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baby can't u kiss without the drool?
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"Pay no attention to the dog...he's only a pinch-hitter..."
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You're doing it wrong!
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Have U ever humped your bed?
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I am canceling your credit cards Babe
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"No score unless you stay on the full eight seconds, Tex." (Regional comment...rodeo riders)
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"Umm...Hon? I don't think it's supposed to smell like Limburger..."
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Have U ever humped your bed? LOL! Cut the hole in the mattress and had his way with it. Memories...I miss that thread.
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Have U ever humped your bed? LOL! Cut the hole in the mattress and had his way with it. Memories...I miss that thread.
Yes...wasn't that authored by Mister Completely? |
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