I live in south africand am willing to relocate anywhere inthe world. Im looking for a kind gentle smart compasionate loving supportive husband that might consider to have children with me within the next four years.

I don't date trees as that seems unrealistic and unsatisfying
on a carnal level.

I do trees and hug them on a regular basis.

I heard of this kind of affection before. Like the woman who married the Eiffel tower uh?

Promise?

I had a tree. It grew right outside my balcony and I loved that tree. Then the apartment manager came and cut it down.

Well, well, that's like the ending
to Romeo & Juliet :-(

I'm a poet and don't know it......

The last tree I met I thought I'd go out on a limb since we came from the same roots and who knows, maybe tie the knot, but all she'd do is bark at me saying I'm nuts, so I had to leave......

Well, I hope you got a Gum Tree :-)

I tried dating a tree once, but damn those splinters!

I wasn't aware "American" was a language.

Just for the record I was born into a family that concidered females inferior...And since (in my family's eyes anyway) I had the bad taste to be born a girl..well lets say my upbringing was far less than pleasant..

Anyway..to to orignal postor I say Welcome to mingle.. and for you to remeber we americans are a very diverce people... if you look long enough you will find some of us more tolerant than others.. but we tend to forget that people from other cultures have differnt thoughts and ways.. But you are on the right track in trying to learn what the people around you are like.