If it makes YOU happy, I say do it . .dont worrry about what others think!

Damn girl

a tongue extension (think that would make dating, for some women, redundant !!!!!!)

Some people, in my opinion, are scared to be alone, so they keep the person they arent happy with as a 'back up' until they get into the next relationship . .

Kudos to you

Frickin hilarious article!!!!

I'm from the UK and I think Americans rock Not all Brits are as stuck up as we seem

Brilliant!!!!!

Blue jeans and black DKNY tee

The 1st Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my
secretary. We had sex all afternoon."
"You lying bastard!

You've been playing golf!"


The 2nd Affair:

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this
baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair:

A mortician was working late one night
He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and
made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it
home. "I have to show you something you won't believe," he said t o his wife, opening his briefcase.

"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"

The 4th Affair:

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a
statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I
liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for
two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 5th Affair:

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man "Where's the guy who owns this
place?" The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."


The 6th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your
sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

Ditto, my six year old will be asleep come midnight . .so guess I will be kissing my 120lb Newfoundland dog!!

You clearly have feelings for the girl to have even asked for advise, so kudos to you
My advise, be honest . . first and foremost. Your both way to young (in my opinon) to be talking about marriage, you need to get out and live a little (and no, I dont mean sleep around!) LOL.
Just be honest with her, but be nice about it. It WILL hurt her, but she will get over it and respect you for it down the road, as oppose to stringing her along if you don't want to continue.
NEVER tell someone that you love them, if you don't!!

Awesome movie :)

Only home cos of the snow and I hate driving in it!! Us Brit's can't hack this weather :) Its boring here with no one to talk too!!

All I know, is last night I was feeling a bit blue and a bit sorry for myself, and after reading and joining in some fun on here, you guys really lifted my mood. Sometimes, when you feel lonely, its nice to think of others out there in the virtual world, and you feel less alone. I went to bed in a stellar mood

Bored, working at home, but bored!!

Brilliant . . will do . . we'll tag-team it

LOL, me too . .I feel kinda deflated

. .and the BS!!!! Lol

You were doing so well, I was waiting for the big trip up . .oops