The secret to a great relationship is to be comfortable with ALL of your feelings . . .
I believe that the foundation of a great relationship starts at the roots of friendship, trust, communication and honesty. And it has to start somewhere . . .
OK, so here's the sense of humor test:
Rules She wants you to follow (LOL):
1 The Female always makes The Rules
2 The Rules are subject to change without notice
3 No Male can possibly know all The Rules
4 If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some of The Rules
5 The Female is never wrong
6 If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7 If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding 8 The Female can change her mind at any time
8 The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female
9 The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time
10 The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset
11 The Female must, under no cirstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset
12 The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times
13 At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said
14 If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim
15 If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
If that didnt make you laugh, or you couldnt relate to how crazy women can be at times . .or all the time . . then you clearly don't see I get the funny side of that, so don't email me ;)
I'm a British woman, living permanently in KS . .and yes, I do have the accent! I have a gorgeous son, wonderful family and group of friends, great career, own my house . . so I guess I'm saying that I have my **** together!
I love to work out and keep in shape. Music is a big pion of mine, I prefer it over watching the 'box'. Fast cars and sports bike definately 'float my boat' . . but those experiences are something I'd love to share in person. I'm driven, independent, self sufficient and a lot of fun.
I'm looking for a like minded man who has similar interests/lifestyle, a wicked smile and will laugh with me till it hurts. Someone who's on the same road, at the same pace, at the same time. A man who communicates easily and openly, and who will love without fear.
Profession: Business Analyst