....what would it be and why???

Bathroom monkey... damn it was already done

a tongue extension (think that would make dating, for some women, redundant !!!!!!)

a phone lie detector so it would beep everytime my ex lies but then all i'd hear was beeping

invisble dust..to sprinkle on and not be seen...

am lucky i need no extention lol

Damn girl

A portable pocket lie detector, maybe one that would attach to your cell phone, but could be used in live conversations & on the TV also. I am lied to so much I can't believe anything anymore.

yuh sum tell me am gene simmons of kiss twin hahaha

A truth colonge, like whenever you wanted a truthful amswer, just put some of this truth after shave on and ASK away.

NOW THAT would be very COOL.....lol

a mute button for people that don't when to stop spewing stupid

Tires that handled better and got better mileage per gallon. I know I'm a freaking geek.

the first Built in Touch Screen Shower computer

A time machine so I can kick my as$ before the wedding day and warn myself of impending Doom.

A tesla generator with an adjustable attenuator to control it so I can change the composition of stainless steel to gold without anyone in the vicinity getting hurt.

......... The feds took away my last one when I turned all those beer kegs into gold and blew up the boat landing. They just have no sense of humor.

Already invented!

Stinkless pot...or the toilet muffler

DAMN! wait.. then why dont i have it?!

........I don't get it. The hutchinson effect really works and we are able to change molecular structures. With fine tuning we could change cancer to non cancer. Stainless steel to gold. We might even be able to make antimatter that the german scientists created last year last longer than a millisecond and we might be able to stabilize it with high speed computer stabilization control like they utilize in the space shuttles at billions of functions per second. Then again we might discover how the big bang theory really evolved by messin with this creating another big bang. Never mind.