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Wed 06/29/11 12:08 PM

Are you kidding? Have you ever been with a drunk llama?


np I have only hung out with english llamas.. they are teatotlers ya know

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Wed 06/29/11 12:07 PM





Cutesy little names coming from people I don't know.

yeah i know what you mean there cupcake


I feel ya honeyboo
most women can sugarboogersmokin


laugh

whaever you say punkin puss


sick huh ill

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Wed 06/29/11 12:03 PM

Grunts and moans are part of the magic sweetie. :)


Maybe for orangatangs...

I would at least like to know my partner remebers my name

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Wed 06/29/11 12:00 PM

surprised


They can be snooty though, always looking down on you.


only the high class ones.. the lower class are fun to party with

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Wed 06/29/11 11:59 AM



I would like to get corrective surgery on my nose, but I was thinking, if I'm going to get work done, I may as well get a whole new nose. I'm having trouble deciding on what kind of nose to get though.

What are some noses you like? Please post pics of examples.


whats wrong with the one you got?


It was broke when I was a kid.


mmmkay.. so?

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Wed 06/29/11 11:57 AM

That might work, but you know how french llamas can be.


but french llamas are cleaner.. they don't spit.. they suck

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Wed 06/29/11 11:55 AM

With Llamas, Clowns and (french)maids... this place seems a bit crowded.


kk we can cut it down ..hmmmm how about a french llama in a clown suit?

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Wed 06/29/11 11:53 AM

Must have been Daddy 2.



He's like that you know, and he spanks.


only Luv... she is his favorite.. but thats ok.. it keeps him busy.. so the rest of us can...err do our homework..yea thats it...

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Wed 06/29/11 11:50 AM

I would like to get corrective surgery on my nose, but I was thinking, if I'm going to get work done, I may as well get a whole new nose. I'm having trouble deciding on what kind of nose to get though.

What are some noses you like? Please post pics of examples.


whats wrong with the one you got?

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Wed 06/29/11 10:06 AM
has a pretty pink princess complex

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Wed 06/29/11 10:04 AM
no
was your daddy a bigfoot?

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Wed 06/29/11 03:18 AM

bout time the little monsters went down


DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a bad dream... I dreamed you called us monsters

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Tue 06/28/11 07:42 PM

Clowns scare me. scared


all clowns or just the midget ones?

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Tue 06/28/11 07:41 PM
yes..i heard they have good meat balls

can you bounce a meatball?

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Tue 06/28/11 07:39 PM
Edited by ImRu2 on Tue 06/28/11 07:40 PM
the original pipe cleaner

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Tue 06/28/11 07:37 PM
Edited by ImRu2 on Tue 06/28/11 07:38 PM
well guess i will go to my room too...i have to do my homework grumble frustrated

Night DADDY..

sleep sweet everyone

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Tue 06/28/11 07:32 PM

And on that strange note...

Good night sisters and daddy.

Im going to brush my teeth, and go to bed.asleep

(Geez, its hard to be so nice all the time, I wonder how long I have to do it?)


psst Luv.. i dont know but your getting kind of scarry with it..

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Tue 06/28/11 07:31 PM

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay ... I sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees. I wear high heels, suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa. bigsmile




Are those all our brother's???

a bunch of them do look like Daddy

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Tue 06/28/11 07:25 PM
wait.. we have brothers???what

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Tue 06/28/11 07:19 PM


said you can stay up this late? I certainly didn't. I want those teeth brushed and you in bed in 5 minutes or your going to get it. Don't use that tone with me or I'll get the belt. Now get in bed and don't think about running to the bathroom again.


OMG ... childhood flashback. laugh

Okay, Sir, but I'll just wait until you're asleep and sneak into the living room with my big brother to watch "Monty Python" anyway ...


sheesh.. thats right.. give daddy a heads up....and we dont wait till he is a sleep.. he goes and helps Mrs. Jones