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Thu 06/30/11 04:53 AM

Is as blind as a bat


(maybe thats what these things in front of my eyes are for)

dates old bats

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Thu 06/30/11 04:52 AM
how can you tell if they are a girl or a guy if the do not have any sex?

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Thu 06/30/11 04:50 AM
screams like a girly man when he sees a bat

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Thu 06/30/11 04:49 AM
don't we all <sigh>

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Thu 06/30/11 04:45 AM
thinks superman only uses a cape to keep warm

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Thu 06/30/11 04:42 AM
feeds baby birds worms to fatten them up for dinner

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Thu 06/30/11 04:31 AM
spoon feeds his 110 year old grandma hot sause

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Thu 06/30/11 04:30 AM
Good thing I over charged that guy for those guns..
Hmmmmm lets see what i bought at the store....
eggs bacon non squezzy cheese milk wheat bread..

Good thing my first family taught me how to cook..

MMMMMMM scrambled eggs with cheese ham and toast.. and a glass of milk..

I made to much.. oh well.. I will add peas to it and leave the rest for my sisters and the daddies

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Thu 06/30/11 04:25 AM
combs his hair with a rake

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Thu 06/30/11 04:17 AM
went postal at walmart at a buy 1 get 2 free sale.. said he only wanted the first 1

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Thu 06/30/11 04:14 AM
:angry: noway no soup??

Thats it we need a Another Daddy around here

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Thu 06/30/11 04:08 AM
Edited by ImRu2 on Thu 06/30/11 04:09 AM
he buys all the pre licked stamps and uses them to paper his wall

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Thu 06/30/11 04:07 AM

My papers have been finalized!! Now I don't have to pretend to be nice to that little bastard anymore!


congratz:banana: .. did you make it as painfull as posible for him?

I have to wait for Sept to get rid of PITA #2

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Thu 06/30/11 04:00 AM
Edited by ImRu2 on Thu 06/30/11 04:01 AM
mmmmmmm fried spam and cheese sammies with tomato soup..I will let sister Luv have the peas

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Thu 06/30/11 03:59 AM

It is kinda like Kharma for me. I get out of life what I put into it. I used to be ....ruthless. Now, I try to make up for my past and I find that the better I treat people...the better I am treated in return.

But, being kind don't insure that you wont get screwed over sometimes....we all get screwed. (and not in the happy fun way)


this is true..

But if we dont help and look out for each other the world is gonna be even more messed up

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Thu 06/30/11 03:52 AM
I am out of juju beads anyone have any spare ones?

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Thu 06/30/11 03:51 AM
wishes he was a power ranger princess with a wand and a dress

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Thu 06/30/11 03:50 AM
Daddy #2 there better be Lunch when I get home for school...
Remeber she only took 50 rounds of ammo back....

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Thu 06/30/11 03:43 AM
(doesn't everyone?)
leaves rubber crutches around in the ER

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Thu 06/30/11 03:41 AM
I am positive today is gonna suck a big wet willie

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