Is as blind as a bat (maybe thats what these things in front of my eyes are for) dates old bats |
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Topic:
Dating
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how can you tell if they are a girl or a guy if the do not have any sex?
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screams like a girly man when he sees a bat
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Topic:
I need a boy frnd
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don't we all <sigh>
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thinks superman only uses a cape to keep warm
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feeds baby birds worms to fatten them up for dinner
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spoon feeds his 110 year old grandma hot sause
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Topic:
And who in the heck
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Good thing I over charged that guy for those guns..
Hmmmmm lets see what i bought at the store.... eggs bacon non squezzy cheese milk wheat bread.. Good thing my first family taught me how to cook.. MMMMMMM scrambled eggs with cheese ham and toast.. and a glass of milk.. I made to much.. oh well.. I will add peas to it and leave the rest for my sisters and the daddies |
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combs his hair with a rake
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went postal at walmart at a buy 1 get 2 free sale.. said he only wanted the first 1
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Topic:
And who in the heck
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no soup??
Thats it we need a Another Daddy around here |
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Edited by
ImRu2
on
Thu 06/30/11 04:09 AM
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he buys all the pre licked stamps and uses them to paper his wall
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Topic:
Divorce
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My papers have been finalized!! Now I don't have to pretend to be nice to that little bastard anymore! congratz .. did you make it as painfull as posible for him? I have to wait for Sept to get rid of PITA #2 |
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Topic:
And who in the heck
Edited by
ImRu2
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Thu 06/30/11 04:01 AM
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mmmmmmm fried spam and cheese sammies with tomato soup..I will let sister Luv have the peas
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Topic:
Random acts of kindness..
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It is kinda like Kharma for me. I get out of life what I put into it. I used to be ....ruthless. Now, I try to make up for my past and I find that the better I treat people...the better I am treated in return. But, being kind don't insure that you wont get screwed over sometimes....we all get screwed. (and not in the happy fun way) this is true.. But if we dont help and look out for each other the world is gonna be even more messed up |
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I am out of juju beads anyone have any spare ones?
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wishes he was a power ranger princess with a wand and a dress
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Topic:
And who in the heck
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Daddy #2 there better be Lunch when I get home for school...
Remeber she only took 50 rounds of ammo back.... |
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(doesn't everyone?)
leaves rubber crutches around in the ER |
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Topic:
The negative thread
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I am positive today is gonna suck a big wet willie
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