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Tue 01/19/10 09:07 PM
Topic: These threads all suck

For the record, all of my previous posts were for humour. I don't own a baseball bat, axe, or any type of gun.

I have a couple knives... but I think knives are cool.
you still scare me scared
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Tue 01/19/10 09:06 PM
Topic: These threads all suck

I'd make them listen to Yanni. After five minutes of that, they will off themselves and I will just bury the body.
you know you'll pull some Jim Jones move and give um poison kool aide.
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Tue 01/19/10 09:03 PM
Topic: These threads all suck

Every window and door is rigged to a different sound sensor in my house. If anything opens, I know exactly where it is. I have three axes, two handguns, a rifle, and seven baseball bats.

You can never be too careful these days.
dude you scare me. scared
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Tue 01/19/10 09:02 PM
Topic: These threads all suck
I just sick my pitbull on them. His broken leg will be the least of his problems.
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Tue 01/19/10 09:00 PM
Topic: no pun intended
Do you need help making a pun?huh
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Tue 01/19/10 08:56 PM
Topic: how many times??

Make her go to bed without supper a couple of times, problem solved.
laugh laugh I wish it was that easy!
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Tue 01/19/10 08:55 PM
Topic: how many times??
You would think after 12 YEARS of either me brushing your teeth or telling you to do it, it would just be a habit by now. frustrated frustrated
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Tue 01/19/10 08:54 PM
Topic: how many times??

ah, very specific, I now understand the entire situation.

Why are you arguing with a 12 year old?
omg over everything from as simple as brushing her teeth or taking the garbage out. She will NOT stay out of my stuff. She just won't do it. Whether it's my make up, my movies, my music, doesn't matter what it is... she gets into it, loses it, breaks it, leaves it somewhere.
Does it ever stop?????
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Tue 01/19/10 08:50 PM
Topic: how many times??
"I forgot" is her favorite term... tho it might be tied with " I don't know "
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Tue 01/19/10 08:49 PM
Topic: how many times??

You could be a little more specific.
She's almost 12. She's driving me insane. frustrated
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Tue 01/19/10 08:43 PM
Topic: how many times??
Do I have to have the SAME fight with my daughter about the same crap??
I even asked her. Just tell me how many times it takes to get it thru your head so I can prepare myself.
I seriously can't take it anymore. Over and over and over again.
frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated
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Tue 01/19/10 07:24 PM
Topic: big enough?

Can I get a room number on that?
CB!!!!!!!!!! flowerforyou
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Tue 01/19/10 05:55 PM
Topic: big enough?
laugh laugh I gave her a room with a king size bed. Best I could do.
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Tue 01/19/10 05:48 PM
Topic: big enough?
I had a girl call me at the hotel tonight looking for a room and she said " I need a room with a big enough bed to take care of buisness, you got that?"laugh laugh
At least she knows what she wants. :wink:
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Tue 01/19/10 10:39 AM
Topic: I AM BLACK WOMAN


Nice write.....flowerforyou
Loved the use of poetic license.....smokin



Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou and IF by Rudyard Kipling are two of my favorite poems ever

the first because I am a woman who values more than outer beauty
the second because it is an AWESOME guide to being an ADULT

beautiful flowerforyou
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Tue 01/19/10 10:36 AM
Topic: I AM BLACK WOMAN

haha at cej but a bit harsh though!
he probably could have worded it differently but I don't consider it harsh.
If you're writing in a publuc forum, for all to see, and you're respresenting your sex and your race, I would try to put more effort into my grammer and spelling.
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Tue 01/19/10 09:53 AM
Topic: I AM BLACK WOMAN
not goin near this.
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Mon 01/18/10 10:48 PM
Topic: Would You Date The Person Above You?



Wow! Got over that one real quick like eh?:tongue: laugh laugh
can't let one bad apple ruin it for the rest of you guys :wink:



You just want to abuse us, tease us, strap us to the bed and slap us and call us Susan.....I mean.....WTH?????shocked rofl
Goof... come on now. I have more class than that! I would never use the same same for different men. :wink:
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Mon 01/18/10 10:37 PM
Topic: Would You Date The Person Above You?
Edited by Jill298 on Mon 01/18/10 10:37 PM

Haha.....Co(k block.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: more effective than a chastity belt.
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Mon 01/18/10 10:35 PM
Topic: wine . whatever

Make up your mind, Dude.

Potatoes or pasta?? lol

Try doing both and you'd have a Heart Attack on a Plate.
don't forget the bread
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