YOu need to get out! This is all unreal, go with the real world damn it! There is nothing serious to look for here, it's not an "alternative" whatsoever.

I'm glad I have friends, that live in my computer.

None whatsoever.

MAYBE a little eensie-weensie dab of sandalwood oil, if the dude's a hippie type, but that's not cologne.

Cologne literally makes me start keeling over from nausea. Ditto the smell of that stuff that Disco Douchebag types put in their hair to make it stick up in the air like stiff little blades of grass...which just looks dumb anyway, and doesn't feel good to touch...in addition to smelling yucky.

And don't even get me started on "Axe" products, which are marketed to dudes as being really appealing to women. At least, by using them, insecure materialistic dweebs make themselves very easily identified, at a distance of several yards...

I love the smell of Joop Homme on a guy, and Joop femme for me, (but I'll wear the Homme too). In fact there are some men's colognes that smell better on me than women's.....go figure. Maybe it's my pheromones?

Dreams, I rarely have nightmares but don't remember having any headaches from them.

I do love my fish and my kitty cat.

They all look the same? But the issue presented was pheromones. This is true in all aspects of animals, mammals, fish, reptiles, and birds. There is some aspect to physical attractiveness, but there is also the pheromone aspect, the chemical stimulant that an animal releases that they are receptive to mating, that's where I was getting at.

It's a well known fact that human beings were meant to and evolved to have natural scents and pheromones. Now we cover those chemicals up with perfumes, colognes, and soaps. No wonder it's so hard to find a mate. Horses, lions, birds, etc. don't seem to have as much trouble as us.

Some type of deodorant is certainly appreciated......