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Why don't we talk about something fun like, oh I don't know....
hmmm. lemme see. How about if someone breaks into your house and then falls and breaks their leg. Do you call the cops and let them sue you or do you just kill them on the spot and say it was self defense? And how would you go about killing them. My favorite is a blowtorch and a pair of pliers!!!! |
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Every window and door is rigged to a different sound sensor in my house. If anything opens, I know exactly where it is. I have three axes, two handguns, a rifle, and seven baseball bats.
You can never be too careful these days. |
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i say kill'em.i'd just shoot them
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wow, can u use them all at the same time???
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With A LOT of duct tape and some serious will power.
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My home defense needs some amping up. I have a 30-06 but it's not much use in its case with the lock where the bolt should go. Thinking about a couple of handguns and a pistol grip shotgun.
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It depends how big your place is.
I've got a black, rubber-grip .375 Magnum and a 9mm Beretta. The rifle is really old but in great condition and packs one hell of a shot. It's easy to saw down the semi-chamber on most semi-automatic guns, too, ya know. |
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mm, yea. More enthusiastic about car mods than gun mods. If it fires a bullet it's good enough for me.
anyways, going to sleepies, gnite |
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well
I'd kill em (always wondered what it felt like to kill) Then.................. Cause my dog and I are a team We would eat him with some fava beans and a good chianti!! (ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) 
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I just sick my pitbull on them. His broken leg will be the least of his problems.
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Every window and door is rigged to a different sound sensor in my house. If anything opens, I know exactly where it is. I have three axes, two handguns, a rifle, and seven baseball bats. You can never be too careful these days. 
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I'd make them listen to Yanni. After five minutes of that, they will off themselves and I will just bury the body.
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For the record, all of my previous posts were for humour. I don't own a baseball bat, axe, or any type of gun.
I have a couple knives... but I think knives are cool. |
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I'd make them listen to Yanni. After five minutes of that, they will off themselves and I will just bury the body. |
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Remove each toe nail one by one with a pair of needle nose pliers, then sand the raw skin with 80 grit paper until the police arrived.
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For the record, all of my previous posts were for humour. I don't own a baseball bat, axe, or any type of gun. I have a couple knives... but I think knives are cool.
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As a pacifist I would have to kill em with kindness, and probably use the Yanni cd also.
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For the record, all of my previous posts were for humour. I don't own a baseball bat, axe, or any type of gun. I have a couple knives... but I think knives are cool.
Really? Why? |
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I'd make them listen to Yanni. After five minutes of that, they will off themselves and I will just bury the body. Kool Aid man denies any....ANY...involvement with the Jim Jones incident....I was on vacation that week. 
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As a pacifist I would have to kill em with kindness, and probably use the Yanni cd also. 
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