Ok, ok okay!! lol
Sorry, all answers, no matter how humorous, are incorrect. You guys are reading wayyyyyy too much into this, trust me. But thanks for the chuckle SkyDancingA and burgundybry!

How does a man get a hat back after his hat falls in the water?

I will give you a hint. The answer is one word.

Nope, sorry - the answer is even simpler than that, believe it or not!!

I seen this about 5 yrs ago and I went nuts for 2 weeks because I couldn't get the answer and the guy who told it wouldn't give me the answer. But after I got it, I could have slammed my head into the nearest wall lol......it's THAT obvious.

Nope, he does not "fish it out"...sorry!
Soooooooo...how does he get his hat back?

You guys are giving up wayyyy too easily. You are making it more complicated than it actually is....

This is more of a riddle than a joke. Good luck with it. I am willing to bet nobody gets it!!

A man is fishing in a normal lake. He is standing in water up to his waist. Suddenly, a big gust of wind blows his hat from his head and the hat lands in the water. There is nothing special about the lake, the man, his hat or the wind.

So....how does he get his hat back?

sorry typo

"I knew it!! I THOUGHT I smelled nuts!"

There's this group of Catholic School girl teenagers lined up in front of a Priest and his tub of Holy Water beside him. They were clearly ready to give their confession for the week.

So the first girl steps up, and the Priest asks, "Mary Elizabeth, have you committed sin this week?"

Mary Beth replies, "Yes, Father, I touched a boy's penis with my hands."

The priest says, "Okay, then stick your hands in this Holy Water, say 3 Hail Mary's and promise to not do that again until you are married."

So Mary Elizabeth did exactly that.

The next girl walks up and the Priest asks, "Mary Agnes, have you committed any sins against boys this week?"

Mary Agnes answered, "Yes, Father, last night I fondled a boy's penis with my feet."

"Okay, Mary Agnes," the Priest said, "You need to put your feet in this Holy Water, say 7 Hail Mary's and promise to never do that again until you are married."

So Mary Agnes did as the Priest said and left.

So Mary Christine steps up to the Priest and she was just about to confess when.....

Suddenly, a girl from the very back hurried to the front, violently pushing and shoving every girl in front of her to get to the front of line. Bodies went flying everywhere!!

"What is the meaning of this, Mary Frances?" the Priest sternly inquired. "What's with all the commotion? Have you no manners?"

Mary Frances replies, "Because if you are going to make me drink this Holy Water, then I want to do it before Mary Christine here sticks her fat @ss in it."

Hahahahahaha! Good one!

Hell YEA!!
We must have the same mother lol

HELLL YEAA!
Good one!

HELLL YEA!

Thanks for the headache!

HELLL YEAAAAAAAAAA!
Born and raised in "Canuck"ville!!

Pret-ty funny!!
HELL YEA!!!

My stomach hurts from laughing. Way to go!!

LMAOOO

ROFLMAOOOOO - good one!

lmaooo

Good sh*t there! lol

LMAOOOO!