Blind Man Enters Girl Biker Bar

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde
joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters, "No. not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

that is what my blonde girlfriend says to me, and i am a
brunette.

See- that's why I stick to lawyer jokes. They only offend lawyers. And
no one really cares about them. Of course the lawyers don't really care,
they simply say "I make more money than you"- and that's the end of it.

Pret-ty funny!!
HELL YEA!!!

Yes 'Sweet' that was a great one!!!!!!!!!!!