Rogers' wife has a grown up daughter from a previous marriage.
Rogers' father left his mother , and married his wife's daughter.
Rogers' wife had the daughter before Roger and his wife were married.
This means, that as Rogers' wifes' daughter has married his father, his
father has now become his Son-In-Law, and his wifes' daughter has become
his mother, because Rogers' stepdaughter is his fathers' wife.
So. Rogers' wife has a son, who is his fathers' Brother-In-Law.
Which makes it plain to see, that he's Rogers' fathers' wifes' brother.
But he's not only Rogers' son. He's his uncle also, because he's his
mothers' brother, as his fathers' wife is his wifes' daughter.
Which means, when Rogers' daughter, (His fathers' wife), and his mother
had a son, he became Rogers' brother, because he's Rogers' fathers' son.
But. He's the son of his daughter also.
Which makes Roger his grandfather, and Rogers' wife suddenly his
Grandmother.

So. In conclusion;

Roger is his wifes' husband. But he's her grandson too. Because he's the
brother of her daughters' son, and since his grandmothers' husband must
be his grandfather.
Then it must be logical that Roger is his own Grandfather.

of course you realize that this only works in the states of alabama,
missippi, tenn., kentucky, and west virgina

yeeeeehaaaaaw!!!!!!!

Whew!!

You been listenin' to Dr Demento? lol

maybe a few more tequila shots and it willmake more sense

Gimme a sot as well. I wrote it and even I'M confused.

HELLL YEA!

Thanks for the headache!