There's this group of Catholic School girl teenagers lined up in front of a Priest and his tub of Holy Water beside him. They were clearly ready to give their confession for the week.

So the first girl steps up, and the Priest asks, "Mary Elizabeth, have you committed sin this week?"

Mary Beth replies, "Yes, Father, I touched a boy's penis with my hands."

The priest says, "Okay, then stick your hands in this Holy Water, say 3 Hail Mary's and promise to not do that again until you are married."

So Mary Elizabeth did exactly that.

The next girl walks up and the Priest asks, "Mary Agnes, have you committed any sins against boys this week?"

Mary Agnes answered, "Yes, Father, last night I fondled a boy's penis with my feet."

"Okay, Mary Agnes," the Priest said, "You need to put your feet in this Holy Water, say 7 Hail Mary's and promise to never do that again until you are married."

So Mary Agnes did as the Priest said and left.

So Mary Christine steps up to the Priest and she was just about to confess when.....

Suddenly, a girl from the very back hurried to the front, violently pushing and shoving every girl in front of her to get to the front of line. Bodies went flying everywhere!!

"What is the meaning of this, Mary Frances?" the Priest sternly inquired. "What's with all the commotion? Have you no manners?"

Mary Frances replies, "Because if you are going to make me drink this Holy Water, then I want to do it before Mary Christine here sticks her fat @ss in it."

sweet lol