Love yes, war no.

Love is an emotional thing nothing can control emotions, well maybe pills but I hate pills.

War is combat and the number one rule in combat is to achieve victory with honor, that means that in a fistfight you can't kick a man in the nads, like wise if everybody held themselves to honor while in combat this would be a much better world to live in...

Alright there are tons of single good looking men, but they're all gay...

No

Well I danced with a random girl in a cafe... never got her number or even her name but it put a smile on her face and thats good enough for me!

Bisexual Transvestites!!!! They have to deal with the D*ckheads and B*tches...

I don't read people well at all... I still don't understand my best friends and I've know them for years... I don't think I could know somebody over the course of a few dates...

I am, I almost gave one of my friends one of my kidneys about a year ago but he got a different one so I could keep mine...

When I get bored I go outside and run through traffic...

Never married... well at least not legally... yet...

Nothing else matters- Metallica
You and Me-Lifehouse
I don't want to miss a thing- Aerosmith
Duces are wild- Aerosmith

Ducks...

I'll get right on it!

I AM IRONMAN!!!!

I have a penchant for words and an acute felicity of expression… plus I can knit….

YES YES!!! Use more vulgarity that'll show them that they're wrong and you're right, scream at the top of your lungs till you're the only one being heard thats the way of a true gentleman...

I say we disband the whole country and become a nation of City-states governed by the feudal system... thats my dream anyway.

People delete WONDERBREAD??? Damn I've got no chance then

My last relationship ended because I wasn't good enough, no matter what I did, brought her flowers, bought her gifts just to tell her how much she meant to me, cooked romantic dinners at home, took her out to restaurants, picnics on the weekends, driving her up to the rest stop halfway up Mt. Lemon just to watch the sunset together, but I was never good enough, I never did enough so she cheated on me twice and eventually ran off with one of my friends and my car and all of my money and my self respect... Meh oh well sh*t happens and if you don’t risk failure you’ll never succeed

I was diagnosed with severe debilitating ADHD when I was a child, my mother didn't know what to do with me and she asked one of my teachers what she should do, the teacher freaked out when the subject of Ritalin came up and told my mother that she's would be ruining my if she put me on Ritalin, I agree my mind races with words images and I find it hard to concentrate sometimes, inspiration strikes like lightening and I must write something even if its on my arm or a cocktail napkin, I cant sleep sometimes because the violent imagery is so real I'm afraid I might be harmed, I hear my friends voices speaking too me from the dark corners of my bedroom, songs play in my head that I've never herd before and that never will again be heard, and I talk to myself a lot I call my conscience Mr. Meep because he's an angry bastard but he keeps me from doing something stupid... But through all that I learned self control, how to control the boundless energy that ADHD brings and I would be far worse off if I'd been medicated so I'm glad I almost failed fourth grade because I couldn't pay attention for more than a few minuets... I turned out to be a better person for it... I wonder how I would be if I were hopped up on happy pills

Oh man my friends always screw with me about being the only virgin/single guy in the group... but hey one's got a kid already and the other's stuck in a dead end job and community college because he didn't pay enough attention in high school because of the messed up women he was with... I always tell them that they're screwed for the rest of their lives and I'm the one who's going to have a happy learned life... that shuts them up good.