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Mon 03/24/08 02:14 AM
I should have been asleep two hours ago because I have to be at work in an hour and a half...

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Sun 03/23/08 10:06 PM
Why the hell would I? I like me... I like being me... I like talking to me and dancing with me in the moonlight... Why would I want to be someone else?

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Sun 03/23/08 05:25 PM
I just had my Easter dinner of one and a half peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and I'm happy!

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Sun 03/23/08 05:04 PM

Ummmmm yeah. Well the incredible hulk will kick that arse.

Thats right HULK SMASH!!!

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Sun 03/23/08 05:01 PM
If my mouth gets close enough to lick I usually bite... and I have very sharp teeth...

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Sun 03/23/08 04:24 PM
I buy generic food and I shop for clothes at thrift shops, well I only buy new clothes every four or five years, so I really don't care about fashion or style...

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Sun 03/23/08 03:47 PM
I wouldn't mind going by something other than Runpenzo delacroix. C'mon Treaty gimme what ya got...

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Sun 03/23/08 02:53 PM
Well you could always walk over to a group of females, make sure they’re all looking at you, take a deep breath in through your nose and breathe out heavily and slowly through your mouth (make sure your breath is minty fresh) making sure it sounds slightly like a cat evacuating a hairball and making sure you lean your head slightly forward while doing it, repeat once again, and once more. When all of the females are looking in your direction simply look at all of them in the face one by one with a goofy smile, all the while acting as if this is something completely normal, after they are thoroughly confused shrug and say "I guess I can't breathe fire after all... oh well" and walk off as if nothing happened

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Sun 03/23/08 02:27 AM
drunk naked duck duck goose?

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Sun 03/23/08 01:34 AM

i like to write to but i dont know about the knittingyawn

I also juggle and whittle in the very few spare moments in my life...

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Sun 03/23/08 01:30 AM
I write compulsively, writing even when I'm not by myself but I'm always alone in crowds I write upon cocktail napkins and discarded burger wrappers, my arms are constantly covered in writing... I also knit...

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Sat 03/22/08 11:57 PM
I don't know you or your problems but I'm awake and I'd be happy to offer any assistance possible

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Fri 03/21/08 05:16 PM
If it were a first born son- Jesse James
Second born son- Legato
Daughter- Rose Lilly

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Fri 03/21/08 04:30 PM
I would like an orange flavored pie,
If I had one I'd surely just die,
All other food,
Not being as good,
Would make me just want to fry!

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Fri 03/21/08 04:27 PM
You forgot the greatest game for PSP... MONSTER HUNTER!!!!

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Fri 03/21/08 04:24 PM
Edited by Runpenzo on Fri 03/21/08 04:26 PM
A rhyme for orange I seeks,
My brain strains and leeks,
Stuipd old word,
I'll go kick a small bird,
Then I'll go blame it on Pete!

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Fri 03/21/08 04:11 PM
Riddle of yours and riddle me this,
What has a rind and many a pits,
Sour and sweet,
Tastes slightly like feet,
I have many an orange in my mits.

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Fri 03/21/08 04:04 PM
Oranges are so very fancy,
They make me dance like a pansy,
But I do it alone,
By myself and at home,
So no one would call me a nancy!

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Fri 03/21/08 03:56 PM
I truly love the orange fruit,
they're tasty and keep me aloof,
But I couldn't just say,
I love oranges that way,
Cuz Orange has no rhyme,
that'd be moot!

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Fri 03/21/08 03:40 PM
A small portion of my brain just popped and leaked ot of my head... ow my thinking goop... I need that to be happy...

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