wth?Men are not meat to be auctioned off,what's wrong with you ladies.*walks over to the auctioneer*(says in a soft-spoken,yet deep and alluring)so....what would be my starting bid?

I don't know if i am sexy ,but i am a good guy who lives near chi-town in a close suburb.

Plan 9 from outerspace.Ishtar.Starship Troopers 2.omg why did i start answering this,i have too many too list!

My company is really in the holiday spirit.They laid off 80% of our work force.Happy Holidays!

Oh and don't forget the real picky ones,the ones that say"if you don't fit my mold perfectly, don't contact me".Like brains AND Brawn for a guy or smart AND model material for women.

LOL i just saw the Kentucky Fried Movie special edition.I have seen that movie a hundred times some years ago but omg it's still frikkin' hilarious.Can't believe its on dvd now.Now,if you'll excuse me ,but i must build a fighting force of great magnitude.

I was perusing profiles and i came across some that,in my opinion,would never get any replies.I don't know if some people on here have been wronged in the worst way ,but what's with the chip-on-your-shoulder attitude?Frankly i would never get together with someone who has a large list of pet peeves(and these people i am talking about are very thorough about stating them).I don't know ,maybe i am wrong ,but i am a person who accepts people for who they are and i cannot fathom a thought process such as these folks.Maybe they are looking for someone who is perfect,which i believe noone is perfect(we are,after all,human).Well ,there is my tangent for the day. =)

AGE is a state of mind.I'm 35 and i feel like i am 18 still.Of course activity levels play a major role in that.I took care of my elderly relatives for a long time and i will say this in my observation in life.....stay active.Keep moving and don't sit on that rocker on the front porch knitting.

Just curious to see if anyone plays Anarchy Online?

Hey,where do i put my Armor and shield?There's no coat check here!*CHOPS TABLE IN HALF WITH HIS BATTLEAXE* and where's my decaf latte?!

I got burnt out on that game a long time ago.I had all the dupe. programs and had like a million hit points and such.Made so many charms =).If you are gonna play an old game like that,take it to the next level....X-COM!Old DOS games rule!LOL

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE =)

Anyone else feel like hibernating this time of year?I always just want to sit inside and chill in the fall and winter months.Sucks i don't have someone yet to fill these cold days with warmth.At least i have soup(LOL!)Anyone else feel the same way?

Like coolsville,daddeo =)

Games are for people who don't know how to grow up.To me,it's a sign of immaturity(is that how you spell it?lol)I mean,if it's a serious relationship or a growing relationship,there will be trust issues.You can't build on a relationship like that,not knowing what is really going on in the other persons head.Stability is a cornerstone of any relationship.

Hi!Anyone in La Grange Area?

I wrap it tight and wrap it well,
I think my member is starting to swell,
Light it up,
light it right,
there will be no side-burn tonight,
Come on by and we'll burn til dawn,
maybe by then,
we'll have smoked the lawn.lol

Hi!My friends always raz me on how a good lookin guy like me can't get dates.I just don't do bars and i don't date co-workers and all my friend's girlfriends/wives have no single friends.It's as if everyone is hooked up!LOL.Anyhoo i was told this may be a great way to meet people(even though i am still in the dark ages and have no digital camera-no pics yet)I hope i can still meet someone without them.