I was joking the other day with one of the Urologists, I said I bet you don't get too many 'curb side consultations' for prostates.
He told me two guys wanted their prostates checked right in the locker room at work.

Hey I know Greely Colorado!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slow down, if you feel like a fish out water it is because you are.
No hurries-No worries.
Take more to rebuild your life, then look around for someone to date

Yay for you!

You went out on a date=Good

He was a jerk=Bad

You wont go out with him again=Good

2 Good
1 Bad

So you come out 1 pt ahead.

Cash

Yep....been going strong for well over a yr now.
Internet dating is just another tool, an avenue, to meet new people. If you aren't doing well 'in real life' meeting new people, I don't believe the internet thing will make much of a difference.

Just another road to financial ruin.

Sorry that should be 'smooth groove'

my bad.......

I made up my favorite Bible verse. I had to make it up because it was not included in the Bible, but I believe it to be true.

"Jesus laughed"

How funny, my comment was deleted.....but this thread still shows up in the "My Topics"

First and foremost
1. Get a lawyer
2. Get paternity tests done, you can have the court order them to be done.(You split the costs)
3.IF and only IF the paternity tests prove that they are your sons, hammer out through the court:
A. Custody
B. Visitation
C. Child support.

3. Rebuild your life.
4. Have as little to do with this woman as possible.




Good Luck.

If you've fallen for it 3 times, it says more about you than them.
Why are you such an easy victim?

It's cool, because someone will 'settle' for him.

Guilty on both counts.....but I lie too.
Sorry.

Chat Global-Date Local

At the Olson's grocery last night we were looking at the produce when the misting water came on and some silly song. I told my girlfriend that when we went to the dairy section we would hear cows moo-ing, and in the meat section too, hens clucking by the eggs....but I told her we would stay away from the toilet paper section.
She laughed and so did the clerk who overheard the whole thing.

I got laid in Omaha once, but it was with my wife at the time so it really doesn't count.

She doesn't want to hear from old guys.

My profile used to state my height and weight, and that if you weigh as much as I do or more this ain't going to work. Sure enough I got mail from ladies who felt that I was being close minded, unfair, shallow,that I should give women a chance..........
I didn't want to date a woman that weighs over 200 lbs.

I don't drink, ever. I could have put a block on my mail that excludes drinkers.....but there is a big difference between someone who has and occasional drink and someone who drinks for any occasion.

I started dating this gal, I thought she was older and she thought I was younger. (We did not meet online)

34 vs 49 LOLOLOL That didn't last very long.
And she was the one to initiate the ball rolling.

Let your students know you're in a dating website, give them the link to it. You will get more attention than you could ever wish for.
Maybe in all the hoopla you'll find someone.

Good Luck

Rockin' the smooth Grove.