8 surefire ways for a guy to get laid...

1. Lay around and do nothing to help all day long
2. Fart, cuss and grumble all day
3. Spend more time with work, sports, your buddies and or your porn than you do your woman.
4. Tell her she is fat (This works better if said as you grab at her fat and give it a jiggle)
5. Knock her cooking (Add something about how much better your mom's or EX-wife/gf's is THAT will really work)
6. Tell her she smells (women love to hear this, so say it often)
7. Tell her how good another woman looks (especially her worst enemy or Barbie)
8. Wait 'til midnight, yawn, Stretch, fart again and ask her for a bj

Oh! Did I say "LAID?" OOPS! I meant "LAID out Cold!" :D

Good one Angel

No, more like get yourself (Us men) beset upon by something more vicious than a rabid wolverine. Laid out cold?

I like waking up with my manhood still attached every morning!

HAHA, Thanks Angel =)

Cute one Angel!

And don't forget to scratch your self so she knows where the action is.