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Sat 11/04/06 11:52 PM
Hee hee...I see Sugar Glider cute FEETSEEE's ^_^

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Sat 11/04/06 04:27 PM
Staying in atleast until January 2007 ^_^

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Sat 11/04/06 04:25 PM
You did the NORMAL thing anybody would do in such an incident.

Most people could hardly give a dam and not do anything in today's day
and age...good job and well done ^_^

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Sat 11/04/06 04:20 PM
Oh ^_^ nah...nor would I eat kitty's, cats or kittens for that
matter...they are so cute..who'd hurt such precious creatures??

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Sat 11/04/06 03:48 PM
By the way..do cats actually live to be 60 years of age??

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Sat 11/04/06 03:47 PM
I wouldn't know...I'm not a cannible to eating live cats or kittens at
this moment in my life nor would something like that be cool in my
estimate in life!!

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Sat 11/04/06 03:30 PM
$500...I won a local BINGO game at an event about 5 years go so I had
fun with my other out on our date ^_^ weeee

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Sat 11/04/06 01:04 PM
Well maybe I would reconsider if my special lady would have a
bath/shower and THEN after such would put some cheeder salsa dip on her
toes and alittle bowl of chips in her hand then I could think twice ^_^

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Sat 11/04/06 01:01 PM
yes, this I can see cutie pie. hope I made your day/evening with such
funny stuff ^_~

want to laugh even harder??? you know where to find me =)

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Sat 11/04/06 12:58 PM
hee hee ^_^ already I luv making you laugh...tis fun!!

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Sat 11/04/06 12:56 PM
:(::::::

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Sat 11/04/06 12:51 PM
how about one more for good measure eh??

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full
length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front
of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day,
fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now
complaining that her breasts are too small.

The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to
grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between
your breasts for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long
will this take?” she asks.

“They’ll grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?”

The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?”

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Sat 11/04/06 12:49 PM
differen't strokes 4 differen't folks I guess. as the saying goes, last
I heard that is..lol

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Sat 11/04/06 12:43 PM
good stuff there guy

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Sat 11/04/06 12:42 PM
thanks. glad I could help!!

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Sat 11/04/06 12:39 PM
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her
daughter walks in.

“Mommy, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and
Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their
bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the
daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby,
honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had
daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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Sat 11/04/06 10:03 AM
SWEET I will also bring da Root Beer as well...

Anyone want their steak well done?? ^_^

(Flips steak on grill while everyone beats each other to pulp)

Ahhh yes....nothing like outdoor grilling and cooking & listening to the
birds tweet tweet in the afternoon time...

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Sat 11/04/06 09:50 AM
Can we bring pizza?? ^_^

I'm sure after all this fighting there is sure to be bleeding, soak and
wet, torn up, bruised up & hungry people afterwards....

Eh...I'm in...LeT's get it on and engage in simulated psychological
warfare would be fun I guess...

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Sat 11/04/06 07:57 AM
Morning ^_^

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Sat 11/04/06 07:57 AM
A-Frikken men to that to man??

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