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Sat 10/20/07 01:26 PM
and the next 3 movies please....?

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Sat 10/20/07 01:24 PM
An easy one, from the 3 movies listed you have to guess the actor/actress that appeared in all three. Don't forget to leave 3 new movies for the next player....

Lets start with an easy one...

A few good men
Mission Impossible
War of the Worlds


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Sat 10/20/07 01:21 PM
I had an accident today, I hit three flea ridden spotty long haired yobs as I was driving down the road, one came crashing through my windscreen, one went tumbling 100 yards down the road and the other broke my wing mirror as I sped past...

i called the police who were excellent, I got one of the youths on breaking and entering, the other for leaving the scene of an accident and the last for willfull destruction of property lol

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Sat 10/20/07 03:01 AM
There are lots of men who don't like to play mind games because we have also been a victim of them. But the internet is a playground for people who just want to take advantage that is why there seems to be a ****head round every corner.

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Fri 10/19/07 07:23 PM
Does it have anything to do with that particular persons perception of the opposite sex, probably based on experience?

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Fri 10/19/07 03:17 PM
Haha if your parents do take you for dinner, embarass them first before they do it to you lol

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Fri 10/19/07 03:15 PM
An unemployed man walks past a zoo one day and on the gate is a sign - help wanted, apply within. The man talks to the zoo keeper who tells him that their prize silverback gorialla is sick and somebody is needed to wear th reserve gorilla costume so that zoo visitors can remian entertained by this magnificant animal.

The unemployed man sdecides its an easy task and after gorilla training soon finds himself in the gorilla enclosure eating leaves and berries. The zoo visitors love him, the kids are full of smiles, the man begins to enjoy his job a lot.

One day he is swinging a lot on his tyre swing, showing off to his full audience when he looses his grip and ends up tumbling through the air and ending up on his head in the next enclosure. Which sadly for him contains lions.

At first the man thinks nothing of it, hes a gorilla, he can easily fend off lions so he stands tall and begins to beat his chest. RAAAAAAARRRGGGHH he screams at the lions who stop and look at each other for a second before creeping lower to the ground and continuing to stalk.

Fearing for his saftey at this point he decides enough is enough, something has to be done so he rips of the gorilla hat and clings to the inside of the cage for dear life. Help me help me I'm not a gorilla I am a real person and these lions are going to have me Heeeeellllllp!!!

Well, children are crying, adults are asking for their money back the zoo keeper is red with rage and right at that point the lead lion pounces with an almighty ROOOOOOAAAAAAR and knocks our man gorilla to the ground where it whispers to him.... Oi, put that hat back on you idiot or we are all going to get fired PMFSL
:)

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Thu 10/18/07 02:19 PM
i love my car. it only a little pocket rocket but it still surprises people lol. it is an mgzr.

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Thu 10/18/07 02:17 PM
to dial england or anywhere in the uk you have to use the exit call code for your country which for the usa is 11. then you need to dial the enter call code for the uk which is 44 and then remove the 0 from the number you are calling so..

if you are calling 01234 567890

then you need to dial 11 44 1234 56789

that also applies for cell phones.

i have put an invoice in the post lol

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Thu 10/18/07 02:12 PM
tough one. i think maybe the death penalty should apply for retired politicans and failed celebrities lol

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Wed 10/17/07 02:37 AM
haha ok i will start again using the last batch of questions lol

1. Who's your favorite jsh member?
me pmsl

2. Do you have a stalker?
yep

3. Pepsi or Coke?
coke

4. How many times have you been drunk?
countless

5. Do the ladies/men "dig" you? lol
i hope the men dont lol




1) what was the last song you listened to?
2) what is the furthest you have travelled in one journey?
3) whats your favourite position for sex?
4) when did your lungs last ache with lafter?
5) have you eevr made yourself penniless to give somebody you last fiver (£$)?

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Wed 10/17/07 02:34 AM
i do digital art, i guess it basically boils down to photo-editng.

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Wed 10/17/07 02:30 AM
im glad im a skin 'ead
:D

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Wed 10/17/07 02:23 AM
i think it worked in the 90's but any woman doing the visible lines these days just hasnt kept up with the times lol
:)

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Tue 10/16/07 03:54 PM
goood post!!! one for the english, i like it.
;)

although...
:D

there are some horribly crap things about england too lol. i wont go into them because i can't be bothered but im not all doom and gloom. i could add a few more good things to uk1971's list.
:)

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Tue 10/16/07 03:49 PM
i dont believe in god but i think there probably was a man once called jesus who did good things for people. i'm open minded to what others think though.

to me the various religious books resemble the teachings of morality. in them there are lots of lessons learned and mistakes made and lots of cry wolf and that's also the point of nursery rhymes. moral teachings for young children.

the religious books were written by men, not gods. i have never been sure why people see the bible (for example) as the word of god.

i have been to church many times and in my experience most of the people who attend regularly are the most unchristian like people i have ever met. i have more christian morals and i dont practice the faith at all. they just seem to bicker about the meaning of various things and try to get one up on each other when it comes to being the most knowledgable. i didnt see any love and acceptance going around.

sorry if that sounded like a rant, it wasnt meant to hahaha. i always say each to their own and id never think worse of somebody for their beliefs, or lack of belief.


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Tue 10/16/07 03:35 PM
he hadnt made the energizer bunny at that point
:D

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Tue 10/16/07 03:32 PM
ok heres what i want to know.... the bible says that god created everything and then said let there be light. why didnt he make light first so he could see what he was doing, it might have only took 4 days instead of seven lol.
:D


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Tue 10/16/07 02:53 PM
Restraining orders are not that easy to get, and they are expensive too. To be honest I would just call him a c*** and hang up lol.
;)

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Tue 10/16/07 02:54 AM
Meee toooo. I think they should all be lined up and shot lol