An unemployed man walks past a zoo one day and on the gate is a sign - help wanted, apply within. The man talks to the zoo keeper who tells him that their prize silverback gorialla is sick and somebody is needed to wear th reserve gorilla costume so that zoo visitors can remian entertained by this magnificant animal.

The unemployed man sdecides its an easy task and after gorilla training soon finds himself in the gorilla enclosure eating leaves and berries. The zoo visitors love him, the kids are full of smiles, the man begins to enjoy his job a lot.

One day he is swinging a lot on his tyre swing, showing off to his full audience when he looses his grip and ends up tumbling through the air and ending up on his head in the next enclosure. Which sadly for him contains lions.

At first the man thinks nothing of it, hes a gorilla, he can easily fend off lions so he stands tall and begins to beat his chest. RAAAAAAARRRGGGHH he screams at the lions who stop and look at each other for a second before creeping lower to the ground and continuing to stalk.

Fearing for his saftey at this point he decides enough is enough, something has to be done so he rips of the gorilla hat and clings to the inside of the cage for dear life. Help me help me I'm not a gorilla I am a real person and these lions are going to have me Heeeeellllllp!!!

Well, children are crying, adults are asking for their money back the zoo keeper is red with rage and right at that point the lead lion pounces with an almighty ROOOOOOAAAAAAR and knocks our man gorilla to the ground where it whispers to him.... Oi, put that hat back on you idiot or we are all going to get fired PMFSL
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Very good!