being a single mother myself i know finding a serious relationship is hard. ive come to find out dating men with kids is an awesome option. my last boyfriend had a daughter the same age as mine, and he was very understanding of the fact 99% of my time was for my baby. just thought id throw that out there.

"how do u like ur eggs? scrammbled or fertilized?" im kidding.. one time that one worked.. now i have a daughter ;)

were in the same boat :)

super sexy!

ur all awesome! thank you!

seriously? im blonde i cant count that hi.. but i sickly enough had all but two of them.. woooops

thank you all so much. i appreciate it. i get to see him tomorrow. im a little nervous.

please keep my little nephew in ur prayer. he had an accident and suffers tonight from second and third degree burns to his face. this little boy is like my own child and i want him to be back to normal asap!! love you buddy! thanks everyone...

my ex used to ask. do you miss me? my response was always: parts of you!! lol.. truth!

no ones gonna talk to me with this damn sign around my neck...

i have a friend named chad. he was born without either arm. he is very nice and good hearted. he was feeling down this morning talking about how hes never had a serious relationship. he blames it on the fact that hes missing both arms. he told me there was nothing good about not having arms.. being the smart *** that i am. i commented back "when you have no arms a vest is a jacket right?" he laughed so hard and said i brightened his day. hey im good for something :)

woman with man trouble, puts a personal ad in the newspaper. in her ad she states: i want a man who will never hit me, and never run away from me. the next day her doorbell rings. when she answers it there is a man in a wheelchair. the man has no arms and no legs. he said im here for the woman who put the ad in the paper. the woman says sorry sir but you dont have any arms or legs. the man says well ill never hit you or run away from you. the woman thinks and says okay well are you hung well?? the man answers... i rung the doorbell didnt i?

:)

it depends. the father of my daughter rarely kissed and i loved him very much. my last relationship was all kissing and nothing else and that didnt last long at all. it all depends on the person and the situation i think.

dont fear the reaper... in my pants..

sure

lol i just figured everyone does the samethings i do on a lonely tuesday afternoon...

theres school on sundays?

dances nude in the kitchen while baking brownies and listening to ricky martin.....

two hookers and an eightball.... between the sheets.